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PostPosted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 10:50 pm
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Popular dwarf entertainer Blake Johnston claims he was set alight during an AFL Mad Monday celebration

http://www.news.com.au/national-news/victoria/popular-dwarf-entertainer-blake-johnston-claims-he-was-set-alight-during-an-afl-mad-monday-celebration/story-fnii5sms-1226709338729

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A POPULAR dwarf entertainer claims he was set on fire during an AFL club's Mad Monday celebrations.
Blake Johnston, who performs as entertainer and wrestler Mr Big, said he was hired by a football star to play at the end-of-season party in Melbourne.

He claimed he was set alight while talking to a group of players.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 10:51 pm
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Little person set on fire.

I bet that was a thread title you thought you'd never see.

Only at St.Vomit.

Over to you Tannin.
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doriswilgus 



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PostPosted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 11:03 pm
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St Kilda players set fire to a dwarf?Yep,that sounds about right.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 11:03 pm
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I'm as outraged as the next person, but i gotta say it's pretty bloody funny.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 11:04 pm
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Blair's looking forward to playing the Saints next year.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 11:10 pm
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This has to be the funniest story in AFL/VFL history.

Whenever a small player kicks a goal against the Saints for the next 20 years the cry from the crowd and commentators will be "he's on fire".

Love it. Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 11:12 pm
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i thought it might have been tiprat who was set on fire.

gawd, it's terrible but one can't help but laugh that it's the saints at the centre of this.
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Collingwood 4 eternity 



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PostPosted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 11:14 pm
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mattys123 wrote:
This has to be the funniest story in AFL/VFL history.

Whenever a small player kicks a goal against the Saints for the next 20 years the cry from the crowd and commentators will be "he's on fire".

Love it. Laughing


Where was their coach Scotty ? , he could have put some watters on that fire and put it out.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 11:29 pm
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Just when you thought the Saints could not go any lower...

I wonder what the thought process was to come to the conclusion that setting a dwarf on fire was in fact, a good idea?
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 11:32 pm
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IT wasn't that little prick steve price was it ?
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Tannin Capricorn

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 11:38 pm
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swoop42 wrote:
Little person set on fire.

I bet that was a thread title you thought you'd never see.

Only at St.Vomit.

Over to you Tannin.


Mate, I am effing speechless!

What could I possibly say about this putrid vomitbag of a club that they haven't outdone all by themselves? They make Rugby League clubs look good .....

just speechless

PS: And what are they saying over at Saintsational? The mind boggles.
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I hope so!
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 12:24 am
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Rumor has it that it was Kosi as he was jealous that the dwarf had better overall footy skills.
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Tannin Capricorn

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 12:30 am
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^ In that case, why didn't he just set fire to the carpet?
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 1:05 am
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Could have been worse I suppose - I initially wondered if it was a school-girl dwarf. What a putrid, rotten to the core club it is.
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