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Tannin 
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Joined: 06 Aug 2006
Location: Huon Valley Tasmania
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| David wrote: | | can either of you validate the scientific accuracy of this documentary? |
Well, I know it's not saying a lot, but it's got more idea than Troppo has.
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Neil Appleby 
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| Tannin wrote: | ^ How does it spell "devine"?
Still, nice to see that the old Hiss is back. That new fake one with the soft voice and the reasonable opinions mostly drawn from a century starting with the digit "2", that fake one was quite disturbing. |
Wrong Tannin! The old Hiss and the new Hiss are both fakes and I'll explain why.
Hiss 1 first appeared in the early 2000s. He claimed connection to the Corioensis arsholis clan, but careful research over a long period revealed the clan never existed.
For a short time Hiss 1 enjoyed a period of popularity in certain circles, but was exposed time and again as a sexist buffoon and eventually lost support and died. It was evolution at its best. I'm absolutely correct on this.
Hiss 11 was born in 2013 and was universally declared a complete fraud by every Nickster except Cloking Device, which did rattle me for a bit, but I embarked upon some more diligent research and Hiss 11's claim that he belongs to the clan Soporificus grandiosis is false.
This class of brain-dead individuals inhabits areas of the ACT, specifically Scott Morrison's backyard and nobody in this creature's....err....I mean, esteemed shadow minister's office, had ever heard of Hiss 11, although one observer remembers seeing a small dinghy being towed out to the Indian Ocean containing a lone struggling, stunted creature.
Even though Hiss 1 has been exposed, at least this incarnation managed to amuse from time to time. Hiss 11 was never amusing in any way, failed to ignite interest or controversy and just bored the pants off everybody.
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Collingwood rules the world again and Mick Malthouse fulfils his destiny with the twenty ten premiership and can you hear the people sing!
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Tannin
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^ I stand corrected!
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Neil Appleby
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I couldn't help it really. As soon as I read the title I knew what was going to happen; yet another group of Nicksters falling into the honey-trap.
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Troppo
standing on VB tins in the outer at Vic Park
Joined: 03 Apr 2006
Location: Singleton, WA
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Dearest Tans,
I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.
Kind regards, and further response to come ...
My initial reading of your oevre was to view you as simply taking things too seriously. Now it's clear to me that you are perversely indulging your cognitive simplicity, stampeding through the delicate membranes of the glass house you inhabit like your pachydermous doppelganger.
But then, your assertions would be interesting if they bore any resemblance to the ornithological ipso facto. Sadly, they don't ... more on that, later.
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Tannin
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^ Summary, you are in a hole and you plan to keep digging. Hmmm ..... An interesting plan.
Still, you have already demonstrated a monumental capacity to get things horribly wrong, so what exactly could you post to make it any worse than it already is? I imagine that we will find out soon enough.
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Mike 
Joined: 20 Sep 1996
Location: Lilydale, Tas.
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| The off-season's come early this year. |
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stoliboy 
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Location: Sydney, NSW
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John Wren 
"Look after the game. It means so much to so many."
Joined: 15 Jul 2007
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| Mike wrote: | | The off-season's come early this year. |
if you choose to believe some the whole season has been off.
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yin-YANG
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The 'magpie' wars is fascinating stuff - if ony I could give a stuff about Latin (seems to be a problem that goes back to the beginning)!!! Still very enjoyable 
Re Hiss I have it on good authority from some friends from the wrong side of town (Geelong) that Hiss had quite a bad fall at home, (some speculate a Bertha backhander) a subsequent trip to the local hospital and was very close to meeting his maker - whoever she might be...?
My belief is the near death experience was a lightning bolt to his heart and the reason Hiss turned into mister nice guy for a little while - supporting Collingwood, Eddie, Harry and Bux and was eventually due to make amends for his past sexist, and racist rants and violent ways... problem is that his inability to remain focused and reduced number of neurons has meant he is back to his old familiar ways!
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Tannin
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| Mike wrote: | | The off-season's come early this year. |
Please, say it's true.
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
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| Tell me about your likes and dislikes? |
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Tannin
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^ You.
(Hint: choice of two, and it's not "likes".)
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