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Cuthbert Collingwood 
Once was on fire, now all at sea
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Location: The BBC (Brunswick Bowling Club)
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Tap tap ... Tap tap, hello is anyone there?
Wayne Carey’s relatives had all of the beer and ice and bongs and left me locked up in a basement somewhere on the property. I haven’t had anything apart from rats blood and chicken feed since the weekend and my internet reception is very weak.
I thought I heard 3rd degree’s voice, along with Rudeboy and Skaman, but then a band started playing some weird-arsed shit and the mushrooms kicked in and ever since then things have been - interesting...
I have received threatening messages from John Wren and now apparently 3rd Degree, Tannin, David, Jezza, Lazza and Stui Magpie are “unavailable for selection due to disciplinary reasons”, Swoop42 has also “disappeared”. Piesnchess has been demoted from the Vice Captaincy and Fire Up is back in the team and straight into the role.
I think Wren is drunk on power and will stop at nothing until he shapes this team in his own image.
If anyone gets this message please send teabags, biscuits and more mushrooms to:
Locked Basement
Large farm with many sheds
Somewhere between Wagga and Tarcutta
NSW 2???
IN: King Malta, rand corp, AN_Inkling, Fire Up, jack_spain, Big T, 35Forever, MagpieBat
OUT: Beamer09, David, Lazza, Tannin, stui magpie, Swoop42, 3rd Degree, Jezza
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Captain_MyCaptain 
Joined: 25 May 2006
Location: home
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Ru,
Jack Spain in? He's been leaking something shocking of late. hmmmph.
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David 
I dare you to try
Joined: 27 Jul 2003
Location: Andromeda
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When will this madness end? 
I'm going to take another collection for Ru. Whoever threw the cyanide pills in last time, not funny! 
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
Joined: 17 Mar 2003
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3rd degree 
Joined: 22 Jun 2004
Location: John Wren's tote
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How do you know??
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John Wren 
"Look after the game. It means so much to so many."
Joined: 15 Jul 2007
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we will leave no stone unturned in our fight for freedom, justice and the american way. hang on, ummm, we will leave no stone unturned in our fight against the evil forces that are the south and east factions of this forum. i am going seek to rename us the northwest posting xxii. can ya hear that, the whistling, the woosh? that's the sound of me and my car dash, ian my chauffer waiting patiently, changing the rego plates to jw1.
i pleased that we have dumped the chessboy. he can't come out and say he deliberated hard when deciding to shirk the contest. spin is what we need. we need his flexibility and agility, his ability to weasel his way out of the tight spots and like a chameleon fool everyone. i will bestow on him the endearing nickname of shorten. with the way he continuously spouts off and with his short stature it will be quite apt. shorten stout. over and out.
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Joel 
Joined: 23 Mar 1999
Location: Mornington Peninsula
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We need a new coach. This coach will not take us victory.
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Cuthbert Collingwood
Once was on fire, now all at sea
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Location: The BBC (Brunswick Bowling Club)
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The horror... The horror...
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woftam 
I used to be undecided, but now I'm not so sure.
Joined: 28 Jul 2008
Location: Carum Downs, Vic
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DTM to ruck? Do we have a stretching machine in our new state of the art facilities at the westcrack centre?  Better stop banging on about bringing young rucks into the team Dave, they will be your replcaement. 
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Piesnchess
piesnchess
Joined: 09 Jun 2008
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| John Wren wrote: | we will leave no stone unturned in our fight for freedom, justice and the american way. hang on, ummm, we will leave no stone unturned in our fight against the evil forces that are the south and east factions of this forum. i am going seek to rename us the northwest posting xxii. can ya hear that, the whistling, the woosh? that's the sound of me and my car dash, ian my chauffer waiting patiently, changing the rego plates to jw1.
i pleased that we have dumped the chessboy. he can't come out and say he deliberated hard when deciding to shirk the contest. spin is what we need. we need his flexibility and agility, his ability to weasel his way out of the tight spots and like a chameleon fool everyone. i will bestow on him the endearing nickname of shorten. with the way he continuously spouts off and with his short stature it will be quite apt. shorten stout. over and out. |
I TOLD you JW, I repeatedly told you, stopping the coach for hotdogs in Snowtown was a BAAAAAAAD idea, and that joke you made in the pub about barrels and monkeys went over like a lead balloon, no wonder we had to hightail it outa town, they were gonna tar and feather all of us ! By the time we got to play Port we were buggered and emotionally drained, hence the poor result. IF you want hot dogs, buy em before we go next time, not on the bloody road. !!  
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Beast
Joined: 26 Oct 2011
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Rumour has it think positive is refusing to line up this weekend after the coach told her she plays like a girl.
And this wasn't made up by one of the emergencies, I can assure you of that.
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Dave The Man 
Joined: 01 Apr 2005
Location: Someville, Victoria, Australia
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Yeah I am in the Ruck
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MagpieBat
Joined: 27 Nov 2010
Location: Brooding in a cave... somewhere... maybe...
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FINALLY! I'm back in the side!
Now that we have a fair-minded young player back in the fold, we will be cooking with gas.
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stui magpie
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005
Location: In flagrante delicto
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| David wrote: | When will this madness end?
I'm going to take another collection for Ru. Whoever threw the cyanide pills in last time, not funny! |
They weren't cyanide, they were Viagra. I was just trying to cheer him up.
back to me being unavailable for "disciplinary reasons", if that's what you call being locked in what seems to be a wine cellar, then fair enough. I'm posting this from my phone and using the light to search around a bit.
Ummmmmmmm.
Hey, anyone looking to rescue me...............ehhhhhhhhhhhhh..............tell you what, no need to hurry (hic), I've got plenty of shupplys. Hey, is that a bunch of bottles of grange?  Shit, is that rows oh cheeses and salamis over there?
Ummm. gotta go and barricade the cellar door from the inside so I can really investigate.
Play well, avenge my death etc etc
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Fire Up 
Joined: 17 Sep 2005
Location: in a house
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| im back in the team about time you realised i carry this team. watch me work my magic on the blues forwards mids backs
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