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think positive Libra

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 30, 2016 11:28 pm
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Ehhh, NO.

Mum gets the back bedroom, right next to the other toilet.

As I said to the son's GF, she's staying with me until one of two things happen:

1, I buy her somewhere of her own to live, or
2. I hang myself from the rafters in the shed

Heheehehe, I get that!

(You reckon she might like the pup for company of a night?!)


Well if she doesn't like her bedroom, she's welcome to go outside and join him. Wink


Hehe touché!

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 01, 2016 8:54 pm
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Got sucked into watching that stupid Celebrity bloody Jungle show. Cringeworthy, but somehow I can't look away..... Shocked
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 01, 2016 9:13 pm
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LOL,

It's car crash TV all right. You know you shouldn't be looking but..............


I would like to put Julia Morris in the bottom of the long drop though Wink

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LOL,

It's car crash TV all right. You know you shouldn't be looking but..............


I would like to put Julia Morris in the bottom of the long drop though Wink


Ditto, only watched a bit, and she finished it for me, god she's terrible

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 03, 2016 4:47 pm
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And the canned laughter. Rolling Eyes
(Couldn't do it 2 nights in a row, lasted 5 mins the second time......)

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Seriously, fix the road system from the north to the east, bring on the link between the ring road at Greensie to the Eastern at Bulleen and stop stuffing round.

1 frigging accident this morning stopped traffic. Took me a freaking hour to get from near the Lower Plenty Hotel to the Fitzsimmons rd roundabout. Left home at 7:20 am and got to work at 9:05. No point trying to chuck a uie because the only other way was already choked.

If there's a fire or some other reason why people need to head south or south east in numbers, there'll be carloads of crispy corpses. Mad

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Gees, if only they used their brains for good instead of evil!

http://fittish.deadspin.com/motorized-doping-explained-your-guide-to-the-weirdest-1756435151

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 04, 2016 6:05 pm
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...what if it went off while taking a wiz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZhHW3JhGDE

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Try it and see.
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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 04, 2016 6:41 pm
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Pi wrote:
...what if it went off while taking a wiz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZhHW3JhGDE


Could be a really messy end to a blowjob. Shocked

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Garry Lyon & Billy Brownless. So apparently one or both won't be on the Footy Show again, they've had a huge falling out... Why? Because 'allegedly' Garry's saw an opening after Billy & his wife separated & took it. (pardon the pun Wink)

God men, can't you find your own women, or keep it in your pants? Rolling Eyes
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I've never understood that logic, and never will. Do we have ownership over the people we break up with? Like, we get to put up a "hands off" sign aimed at everybody we know?

If Lola and I broke up tomorrow and one of my best mates and her got together down the track, I don't see how I could do anything but give their relationship my blessing. Anything else would seem churlish and mean-spirited. Who am I to say that two adults can't fall in love?

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 13, 2016 12:36 pm
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Mates don't do that to mates.
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I've never understood that logic, and never will. Do we have ownership over the people we break up with? Like, we get to put up a "hands off" sign aimed at everybody we know?

If Lola and I broke up tomorrow and one of my best mates and her got together down the track, I don't see how I could do anything but give their relationship my blessing. Anything else would seem churlish and mean-spirited.


Check out the thread on big footy. It seems billy didn't see it coming, and it's very recent. So Garry jumping straight in there, when his wife (not sure if current) was also best friends with Billy's ex. Is kind of a slap in the face. There is another rumour that Garry set a mate up with Billy's ex. The two families would holiday together, I can see why you'd be pissed off if you didn't know it was coming, your already heart broken, and wham, your best mate is now rooting her! At least give it a while. But hey, there's plenty of fish in the sea,fish somewhere else!

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stui magpie wrote:
Mates don't do that to mates.


I would prefer the view that mates don't behave like jealous cavemen if their friend and former flame happen to hit it off. You either deal with it like a mature adult, or, if you can't handle the sight of them together, you may have to go your own way – and that's your problem, really, not theirs.

All very well to say "there's plenty of other fish in the sea", but love doesn't follow social conventions. I think it's hard enough to find love in this world without being bound by stupid rules like "mates' exes are off limits".

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