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1061
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David 
I dare you to try
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| think positive wrote: | ...and David wants to be a dead root  |
I'm also an organ donor, though strangely I don't recall that option on the card. 
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stui magpie 
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| David wrote: | | think positive wrote: | | ...and David wants to be a dead root |
I'm also an organ donor, though strangely I don't recall that option on the card. |
Before they take your prostate someone has to check it.................
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Morrigu 
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Oh the poor souls would want to have been gone for a while or the amorous one may get a surprise
Remember the first gone person I had to layout - we were washing and dressing and we rolled them over and they let out an almighty groan - scared the beejus out of me ( in my defence I was only 17 and didn't appreciate or understand the concept of trapped air!)
Oh wait - maybe that is the motivation - might be the best reaction they have ever had 
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She was quite a looker once, poor mans farrah!
I guess all the Botox makes putting that stuff on easier, no cracks! She be a hit with the boys. Doesn't matter what she puts on her "skin" she's gone way overboard with the plastic fantastic.
Other 50 year old actresses, Jodie foster, Juliane Moore, tell me what they do, yes they look older than 25. But still stunning.
Edits don't post these links, just to easy to get lost in all the juicy gossip!
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1061
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| think positive wrote: | She was quite a looker once, poor mans farrah!
I guess all the Botox makes putting that stuff on easier, no cracks! She be a hit with the boys. Doesn't matter what she puts on her "skin" she's gone way overboard with the plastic fantastic.
Other 50 year old actresses, Jodie foster, Juliane Moore, tell me what they do, yes they look older than 25. But still stunning.
Edits don't post these links, just to easy to get lost in all the juicy gossip! |
I take from your reply you just can't "swallow" that! |
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David
I dare you to try
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| 1061 wrote: | http://hollywoodlife.com/2013/04/17/heather-locklear-semen-anti-aging-beauty-tip/
| Quote: | Heathers Bizarre Beauty Tip
You just put semen on your face, Heather answered as she did a rubbing motion around her face. Photographers erupted in laughter even though Heather seemed to be totally serious. Would you do this just to maintain your beauty? |
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Just don't get it in your eyes. Stings like hell.
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stui magpie
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HAL
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swoop42 
Whatcha gonna do when he comes for you?
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| HAL wrote: | | What kind of food do you like? |
Well David semens to have a taste for....
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stui magpie
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stui magpie
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| David wrote: | | 1061 wrote: | http://hollywoodlife.com/2013/04/17/heather-locklear-semen-anti-aging-beauty-tip/
| Quote: | Heathers Bizarre Beauty Tip
You just put semen on your face, Heather answered as she did a rubbing motion around her face. Photographers erupted in laughter even though Heather seemed to be totally serious. Would you do this just to maintain your beauty? |
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Just don't get it in your eyes. Stings like hell. |
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1061
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| I've learned far too much about David in the last few days. |
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