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Tannin Capricorn

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 10:17 pm
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^ Sorry about that last post. For a moment there I thought I was David.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 10:17 pm
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think positive wrote:
[quote="David"]Weird. Kind of a victimless crime, though, isn't it?[/quote]

Um. No. Desecrating a corpse is pretty disgusting, disrespectful, abuse of power in his job, oh and illegal.

How would you feel if it were your dead mother daughter sister girlfriend?

Victimless? No.
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think positive Libra

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 10:18 pm
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Prejudice and discrimination are no more to be tolerated in this domain than they are against gay, lesbian and transgender individuals. Progressive social attitudes toward the natural urge to have sex with dead bodies are long overdue.


Just stay married longer

Play dead

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 10:22 pm
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think positive wrote:
Tannin wrote:
Prejudice and discrimination are no more to be tolerated in this domain than they are against gay, lesbian and transgender individuals. Progressive social attitudes toward the natural urge to have sex with dead bodies are long overdue.


Just stay married longer

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David Libra

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 10:34 pm
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Lol, Tannin. I obviously don't believe that it's some kind of urgent rights issue. I just don't know if it should be considered a serious crime warranting imprisonment.

think positive wrote:
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Weird. Kind of a victimless crime, though, isn't it?


Um. No. Desecrating a corpse is pretty disgusting, disrespectful, abuse of power in his job, oh and illegal.

How would you feel if it were your dead mother daughter sister girlfriend?

Victimless? No.


So, the real victim is me, then? What if I never find out?

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 10:36 pm
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David wrote:
think positive wrote:
David wrote:
Weird. Kind of a victimless crime, though, isn't it?


Um. No. Desecrating a corpse is pretty disgusting, disrespectful, abuse of power in his job, oh and illegal.

How would you feel if it were your dead mother daughter sister girlfriend?

Victimless? No.


So, the real victim is me, then? What if I never find out?


Wait for a funeral, I'm sure you know 1 degenerate that can help u out

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David Libra

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Perhaps I lack imagination, but I have to admit that the idea of my corpse being violated doesn't really bother me.
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stui magpie wrote:
think positive wrote:
Tannin wrote:
Prejudice and discrimination are no more to be tolerated in this domain than they are against gay, lesbian and transgender individuals. Progressive social attitudes toward the natural urge to have sex with dead bodies are long overdue.


Just stay married longer

Play dead


Mr. Green

LOL, you know my ex wife?


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 10:40 pm
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David wrote:
Perhaps I lack imagination, but I have to admit that the idea of my corpse being violated doesn't really bother me.



Surely I'm not the only one who's not surprised.
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Tannin Capricorn

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 10:41 pm
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Perhaps I lack imagination, but I have to admit that the idea of my corpse being violated doesn't really bother me.


Violated? But what if it's consensual? Look at it this way, wouldn't you rather get one late than never? Frankly, it's been a while and I'm dying for a root.

Err .. how was that again?

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David Libra

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1061 wrote:
David wrote:
Perhaps I lack imagination, but I have to admit that the idea of my corpse being violated doesn't really bother me.


Surely I'm not the only one who's not surprised.


Laughing so long as I am definitely dead, mind you!

Then again, as David Mitchell says, if I'm not, I'm not sure who'd be more upset.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 19, 2014 7:56 am
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Seriously David, there has to be something that's taboo, that's just gross.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 19, 2014 10:03 am
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Perhaps, but I don't know if taboo should dictate law.
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swoop42 Virgo

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stui magpie wrote:
swoop42 wrote:
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A MORGUE attendant has admitted he may have had sex with as many as 100 female corpses.


OK, that's cold.

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/world/ohio-morgue-worker-kenneth-douglas-had-sex-with-up-to-100-corpses/story-fni0xs61-1227028527722

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Douglas pleaded guilty in 2012 to having sex with 23-year-old Charlene Appling on the day she died after being strangled while six months pregnant and having sex with another woman April Hicks. Douglas was sentenced for a further three years on each of the offences.

Now he has admitted to having sex with up to 100 dead women between 1976 and 1992 while he worked the night shift.

“I would just get on top of them and pull my pants down,” Hamilton said in a deposition to the 6th US Circuit Court of Appeals.


Now that's what I call a stiffy.


new meaning to just ducking out for a cold one.


Poor bastard.

He'll never get another date now that word has got out he's a dead root.

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...and David wants to be a dead root Shocked
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