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PostPosted: Thu Sep 03, 2015 12:32 pm
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When was this exactly?
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 03, 2015 12:56 pm
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You never learn, do you. Always posting that long-winded intellectual stuff that no-one can read, let alone understand.
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Dangles wrote:
Greg Fleet shares quite a tale about his ice use in this extract from his new book "These Things Happen": http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/the-iceman-cometh-an-extract-from-these-things-happen-by-greg-fleet/story-fneuzlbd-1227494947900


But upon reflection it's just another story that reinforces the negative stereotypes about drug users that the media likes to promote. This may come as a shock to some but I actually know people whose lives haven't fallen apart after using ice. Don’t know if the newspapers would be interested in publishing stories about them though.
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My big American bulldog is a chick magnet. Shocked

Took him for a walk this arvo, there's an ambulance parked on the side of the road near where there was a house fire earlier today (3 fire engines packing up) and as I walk past the female paramedic in the passenger seat calls out to me " can we say hello to your doggy?".

No dramas from me, wheel him around and he goes straight up to her, she gives him a pat and he starts trying to climb into the ambulance up onto her lap as the other female paramedic also leans over for a pat Confused Confused

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 05, 2015 8:37 pm
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Speaking of chick magnets, not.

This bloke is wanting to claim a disability pensions cos his dick is too big.

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ROBERTO Esquivel Cabrera has just set a world record for having the longest penis.

The 52-year-old Mexican measured in at a whopping 18.9 inches (48.2cm), with a tip circumference of 10 inches (25cm), at certification by World Record Academy officials yesterday.

Mr Cabrera had been hoping for recognition by Guinness World Records but had to settle for the less famous certifier after Guinness confirmed it had no category for penis size.

The World Record Academy stepped in after Mr Cabrera shared his story with a local journalist in an interview that was picked up by the world press over the weekend.

He told how his massive member had ruined his life, preventing him from having a relationship and even getting a job.


http://www.heraldsun.com.au/lifestyle/health/lonely-life-of-roberto-esquivel-cabrera-the-man-with-the-worlds-longest-penis/story-fni0diac-1227506743937

That is a seriously big dick.

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Oh really. What else did he say?
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stui magpie wrote:
Speaking of chick magnets, not.

This bloke is wanting to claim a disability pensions cos his dick is too big.

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ROBERTO Esquivel Cabrera has just set a world record for having the longest penis.

The 52-year-old Mexican measured in at a whopping 18.9 inches (48.2cm), with a tip circumference of 10 inches (25cm), at certification by World Record Academy officials yesterday.

Mr Cabrera had been hoping for recognition by Guinness World Records but had to settle for the less famous certifier after Guinness confirmed it had no category for penis size.

The World Record Academy stepped in after Mr Cabrera shared his story with a local journalist in an interview that was picked up by the world press over the weekend.

He told how his massive member had ruined his life, preventing him from having a relationship and even getting a job.


http://www.heraldsun.com.au/lifestyle/health/lonely-life-of-roberto-esquivel-cabrera-the-man-with-the-worlds-longest-penis/story-fni0diac-1227506743937

That is a seriously big dick.


And I thought we had big Cox. Confused
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 05, 2015 11:20 pm
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I hope our Cox has better luck with women.
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Dangles wrote:
stui magpie wrote:
Speaking of chick magnets, not.

This bloke is wanting to claim a disability pensions cos his dick is too big.

Quote:
ROBERTO Esquivel Cabrera has just set a world record for having the longest penis.

The 52-year-old Mexican measured in at a whopping 18.9 inches (48.2cm), with a tip circumference of 10 inches (25cm), at certification by World Record Academy officials yesterday.

Mr Cabrera had been hoping for recognition by Guinness World Records but had to settle for the less famous certifier after Guinness confirmed it had no category for penis size.

The World Record Academy stepped in after Mr Cabrera shared his story with a local journalist in an interview that was picked up by the world press over the weekend.

He told how his massive member had ruined his life, preventing him from having a relationship and even getting a job.


http://www.heraldsun.com.au/lifestyle/health/lonely-life-of-roberto-esquivel-cabrera-the-man-with-the-worlds-longest-penis/story-fni0diac-1227506743937

That is a seriously big dick.


And I thought we had big Cox. Confused


Need more proof, the image could have been a kid drawing a shitty road map to Florida.

How come at 52 this is only coming out now, he should have been parading this in his 20's - he could have been the richest person in Mexico - he could have OWNED his own taco van.

I think this is a hoax.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 06, 2015 12:14 am
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Wink
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 06, 2015 12:15 am
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5150 wrote:
Dangles wrote:
stui magpie wrote:
Speaking of chick magnets, not.

This bloke is wanting to claim a disability pensions cos his dick is too big.

Quote:
ROBERTO Esquivel Cabrera has just set a world record for having the longest penis.

The 52-year-old Mexican measured in at a whopping 18.9 inches (48.2cm), with a tip circumference of 10 inches (25cm), at certification by World Record Academy officials yesterday.

Mr Cabrera had been hoping for recognition by Guinness World Records but had to settle for the less famous certifier after Guinness confirmed it had no category for penis size.

The World Record Academy stepped in after Mr Cabrera shared his story with a local journalist in an interview that was picked up by the world press over the weekend.

He told how his massive member had ruined his life, preventing him from having a relationship and even getting a job.


http://www.heraldsun.com.au/lifestyle/health/lonely-life-of-roberto-esquivel-cabrera-the-man-with-the-worlds-longest-penis/story-fni0diac-1227506743937

That is a seriously big dick.


And I thought we had big Cox. Confused


Need more proof, the image could have been a kid drawing a shitty road map to Florida.

How come at 52 this is only coming out now, he should have been parading this in his 20's - he could have been the richest person in Mexico - he could have OWNED his own taco van.

I think this is a hoax.


its only 2 inches shorter than jarrod blair

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 06, 2015 12:19 am
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think positive wrote:
5150 wrote:
Dangles wrote:
stui magpie wrote:
Speaking of chick magnets, not.

This bloke is wanting to claim a disability pensions cos his dick is too big.

Quote:
ROBERTO Esquivel Cabrera has just set a world record for having the longest penis.

The 52-year-old Mexican measured in at a whopping 18.9 inches (48.2cm), with a tip circumference of 10 inches (25cm), at certification by World Record Academy officials yesterday.

Mr Cabrera had been hoping for recognition by Guinness World Records but had to settle for the less famous certifier after Guinness confirmed it had no category for penis size.

The World Record Academy stepped in after Mr Cabrera shared his story with a local journalist in an interview that was picked up by the world press over the weekend.

He told how his massive member had ruined his life, preventing him from having a relationship and even getting a job.


http://www.heraldsun.com.au/lifestyle/health/lonely-life-of-roberto-esquivel-cabrera-the-man-with-the-worlds-longest-penis/story-fni0diac-1227506743937

That is a seriously big dick.


And I thought we had big Cox. Confused


Need more proof, the image could have been a kid drawing a shitty road map to Florida.

How come at 52 this is only coming out now, he should have been parading this in his 20's - he could have been the richest person in Mexico - he could have OWNED his own taco van.

I think this is a hoax.


its only 2 inches shorter than jarrod blair


But can it do the 1% ers.

Maybe not but I'd rather be tackled by Blair than Anaconda Man
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5150 wrote:
think positive wrote:
5150 wrote:
Dangles wrote:
stui magpie wrote:
Speaking of chick magnets, not.

This bloke is wanting to claim a disability pensions cos his dick is too big.

Quote:
ROBERTO Esquivel Cabrera has just set a world record for having the longest penis.

The 52-year-old Mexican measured in at a whopping 18.9 inches (48.2cm), with a tip circumference of 10 inches (25cm), at certification by World Record Academy officials yesterday.

Mr Cabrera had been hoping for recognition by Guinness World Records but had to settle for the less famous certifier after Guinness confirmed it had no category for penis size.

The World Record Academy stepped in after Mr Cabrera shared his story with a local journalist in an interview that was picked up by the world press over the weekend.

He told how his massive member had ruined his life, preventing him from having a relationship and even getting a job.


http://www.heraldsun.com.au/lifestyle/health/lonely-life-of-roberto-esquivel-cabrera-the-man-with-the-worlds-longest-penis/story-fni0diac-1227506743937

That is a seriously big dick.


And I thought we had big Cox. Confused


Need more proof, the image could have been a kid drawing a shitty road map to Florida.

How come at 52 this is only coming out now, he should have been parading this in his 20's - he could have been the richest person in Mexico - he could have OWNED his own taco van.

I think this is a hoax.


its only 2 inches shorter than jarrod blair


But can it do the 1% ers.

Maybe not but I'd rather be tackled by Blair than Anaconda Man


me too Wink

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Coming into the "bump-athon" that is VPT today Shocked Laughing
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