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swoop42 Virgo

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 8:36 pm
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http://www.9news.com.au/national/2014/09/23/18/35/wild-horses-in-nsw-snowy-mountains-turn-to-cannibalism

So hungry they could eat a horse.

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5150 Sagittarius



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Drove past a famous Chapel St club which has a massive sign out the front...

POOF DOOF - a gay club for homos...

If I called a patron of that club a poof or homo, would they have the right to be offended?
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watt price tully Scorpio



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PostPosted: Wed Sep 24, 2014 4:14 pm
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5150 wrote:
Drove past a famous Chapel St club which has a massive sign out the front...

POOF DOOF - a gay club for homos...

If I called a patron of that club a poof or homo, would they have the right to be offended?


Are you outraged, did you ring 3AW to complain? Rolling Eyes Razz

You can piss in your own tent but you can't piss on others....something like that.

BTW, who else is a Gay club going to be for Wink

I think Dame Edna spoke about her son Kenny coming out one day & telling her how "jolly" he was.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 24, 2014 5:23 pm
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Drove past a famous Chapel St club which has a massive sign out the front...

POOF DOOF - a gay club for homos...

If I called a patron of that club a poof or homo, would they have the right to be offended?


Life's tough when you're not in a disadvantaged minority!

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think positive Libra

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 24, 2014 5:33 pm
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5150 wrote:
Drove past a famous Chapel St club which has a massive sign out the front...

POOF DOOF - a gay club for homos...

If I called a patron of that club a poof or homo, would they have the right to be offended?


Gosh, I thought they were making it up! One of my daughters friends goes all the time! what a name!!

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I really feel for straight, white, Christian men....they do it tough compared to everyone else.
By the way some of them carry on you would reckon that none of them hold positions of power or influence in business, government or media.
They must by numbers represent only perhaps 20% of the population at best. That is taking out all women, non-Christian, non-white, non-gay & non-adult males.
So hard done by.......so outraged.......
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 24, 2014 11:20 pm
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Is Tannin a biblical sea Monster or a new submarine?

Israel's newest Submarine is called Tannin Shocked Laughing Laughing

The newest addition to the Israeli submarine fleet is entering her new home an Israeli port. The I.N.S Tannin (named after the biblical sea monster) is sleek and mysterious, even more so than her older sisters; she is also much more technologically advanced than her older sisters....

http://www.jpost.com/Not-Just-News/From-a-former-submariner-Mazel-tov-to-the-Israeli-navy-376177

I knew the coach was doing something on the side!!

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swoop42 Virgo

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 24, 2014 11:42 pm
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5150 wrote:
Drove past a famous Chapel St club which has a massive sign out the front...

POOF DOOF - a gay club for homos...

If I called a patron of that club a poof or homo, would they have the right to be offended?


Was Lumumba outside picketing it?

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5150 wrote:
Drove past a famous Chapel St club which has a massive sign out the front...

POOF DOOF - a gay club for homos...

If I called a patron of that club a poof or homo, would they have the right to be offended?


This is the one that has placed lifetimes bans on anyone caught with Speed/Ice. But lets just carry on like idiots about the name of the Club, why am I not surprised.

http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/lifetime-poof-doof-bans-for-clubbers-on-ice-20140923-10kx62.html
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Organisers of Melbourne gay dance party Poof Doof say they will impose a lifetime ban on clubbers found using ice.

It's the first time a city club has made a public stance on crystal methamphetamine, following moves at mainstream venues almost two years ago to place life bans on punters caught partying on the drug GHB.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2014 7:20 am
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Try it.
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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2014 7:29 am
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watt price tully wrote:
Is Tannin a biblical sea Monster or a new submarine?

Israel's newest Submarine is called Tannin Shocked Laughing Laughing

The newest addition to the Israeli submarine fleet is entering her new home an Israeli port. The I.N.S Tannin (named after the biblical sea monster) is sleek and mysterious, even more so than her older sisters; she is also much more technologically advanced than her older sisters....

http://www.jpost.com/Not-Just-News/From-a-former-submariner-Mazel-tov-to-the-Israeli-navy-376177

I knew the coach was doing something on the side!!


God bless Tannin and all who sail in her. Razz

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think positive Libra

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2014 8:36 am
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stui magpie wrote:
watt price tully wrote:
Is Tannin a biblical sea Monster or a new submarine?

Israel's newest Submarine is called Tannin Shocked Laughing Laughing

The newest addition to the Israeli submarine fleet is entering her new home an Israeli port. The I.N.S Tannin (named after the biblical sea monster) is sleek and mysterious, even more so than her older sisters; she is also much more technologically advanced than her older sisters....

http://www.jpost.com/Not-Just-News/From-a-former-submariner-Mazel-tov-to-the-Israeli-navy-376177

I knew the coach was doing something on the side!!


God bless Tannin and all who sail in her. Razz


I genuinely LOLed!

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2014 9:08 am
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I'm rather chuffed to be called "an amazing piece of technology and human team work". Smile I have also been called other things from time to time. This last may surprise you.
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That's it - million dollar idea.

Ladies and Gentlemen - welcome to the new club called SWC - Straight White Christians!

NO MINORITIES ALLOWED (we cant actually say that, our staff will be given full power to refuse people in turbans, requesting halal finger food or wearing anything with a rainbow on it)

This weeks bands include Stryper and Creed

Refugee, Muslim & Gay free... Nah... there would be no outrage.

I still need Kiwi bouncers at the front door though unless I can get some of those Tongan bastards - they're big boys.

FWIW - I'm not out raged at poof doof - I couldnt care less... I really wanted to see the standard reactions and there were some good ones too.

I was bored... two days till Munich (do they have gays there?)

I
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5150 wrote:
That's it - million dollar idea.

Ladies and Gentlemen - welcome to the new club called SWC - Straight White Christians!

NO MINORITIES ALLOWED (we cant actually say that, our staff will be given full power to refuse people in turbans, requesting halal finger food or wearing anything with a rainbow on it)

This weeks bands include Stryper and Creed

Refugee, Muslim & Gay free... Nah... there would be no outrage.

I still need Kiwi bouncers at the front door though unless I can get some of those Tongan bastards - they're big boys.

FWIW - I'm not out raged at poof doof - I couldnt care less... I really wanted to see the standard reactions and there were some good ones too.

I was bored... two days till Munich (do they have gays there?)

I


not sure, but they make some amazing pornos - well, so ive heard Embarassed

edit, so I did some quick research and got you a link:

http://www.nighttours.com/cologne/

might I suggest phoenix sauna the reviews are amazing:

nelson 2 months ago


the BEST sauna in europe and till now outside europe But the steaming room is much too hot,it is not possible to have a long ****. Please guy turn down the temperature.And seriously it is the main reason every gay comes to this sauna;


Not that good place actually, went there on a naked night, which is on Saturdays. A decent amount of people but mainly 40-50 yrs old... not a single young guy! Otherwise clean and relaxed place

or my personal favourite: (nothing worse than a dirty Cuban!!)

Don't go! If you take the following considerations:
1, rude staff. Staff at this sauna are quite rude and have attitude to their custom;
2 dirty cubin. The cubin is seldom to be cleaned even though frequently used;
3, better choice in town

and for a place to stay cant go past: Directly opposite Cologne Trade Fair, this hotel offers soundproofed rooms, hot drinks facilities and free WiFi in the rooms.

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