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think positive 
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Joined: 30 Jun 2005
Location: somewhere
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Just updated my IPhone with ITunes,
Gees its scary when it goes blank and says
"you have been reverted to factory settings"!
so what did it for you?
putting your foot in your boot and finding a big huntsman in there??
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nomadjack
Joined: 27 Apr 2006
Location: Essendon
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| think positive wrote: | Just updated my IPhone with ITunes,
Gees its scary when it goes blank and says
"you have been reverted to factory settings"!
so what did it for you?
putting your foot in your boot and finding a big huntsman in there?? |
Not foot in boot, but head in motorbike helmet. Spring just gone I put my helmet on with visor up and was just putting on my gloves, when a bit of movement made me look up. Big fat huntsman was rapidly making his way up the inside of my raised visor through the gap between the top visor lip and helmet body about two inches above my eyebrow. I screamed like an absolute she-bitch and managed to swot it off as it climbed over the visor lip. Stomped the shit out of it on the floor of our garage and then started pissing myself laughing at how I must of looked jumping around and squealing in full gear. Big tough bikie...
 Helmet now lives inside instead of on the bike mirror in the garage. |
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think positive
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OMG that would be one of my worst nightmares!!
yuk!!
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3.14159 
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Your in good company NJ.
Pompey the Great and his legions conquered almost all the Mid-East and chased Mitheradates the Great to Parthia.
The only thing that stopped them was the spiders. |
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Brenny
Joined: 05 Apr 2011
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| Thanks to a tool malfunction, there is a chance of a baby pie floating around in a little over 8 months time... |
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David
I dare you to try
Joined: 27 Jul 2003
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Congrats and commiserations if so. 
It's disastrous, but beautiful anyway, I think.
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3.14159
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| Brenny wrote: | | Thanks to a tool malfunction, there is a chance of a baby pie floating around in a little over 8 months time... |
i'm a bit confused. which "tool" malfunctioned?
the quality controller @ Dunlop Rubber or was it a more personal "mishap"?  |
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Brenny
Joined: 05 Apr 2011
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It went pop during a moment of joy.
Was a quality control issue. |
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3.14159
Joined: 12 Sep 2009
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Oh.
well it's ummmm,
hav you thought about suing Dunlop?
It's been many years since i had to ..errr...deal that sort thing so any advise i hav is along-time redundant.
What-ever happens smile, doesn't mean your moments of "Joy" * are at an end
*is that a metaphore or is that her name?
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i had my own "Oh sHip" moment a few weeks ago.
following IT was the Christmas from Hell.*
and i missed the best Comet of the last 10 years. .
* (text deleted for many reasons)
the thing is, i still feel sick to the stomach knowing that my neglegence nearly killed or mained a dozen inoccent ppl.
it destroyed any chance i had of enjoying christmas.
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think positive
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Just got the kids a pre concert pizza, box broke and it is now all over my front seat. Waiting for my freebee replacement. Why do things always land the wrong way up? How do I get pizza topping off my seat....... Dashboard carpet etc etc
Oh shit in deed!
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
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| First tell me why you want pizza topping off his or her seat . |
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3.14159
Joined: 12 Sep 2009
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Phone resets to default, pizza on the car seats.
& i miss comet Lovejoy.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C/2011_W3_(Lovejoy)
These things are sent to try us, Jo.
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stui magpie 
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005
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When the CEO comes in and asks if I've got a minute.
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think positive
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hey babe we will make it through!!
hows the grass going?
ive had the blower vac on mine twice!!!!!
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Nick - Pie Man
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| Brenny wrote: | | Thanks to a tool malfunction, there is a chance of a baby pie floating around in a little over 8 months time... |
Whoops. Time to get a new name and disappear lad. Child support is a burden you can live without |
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