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David Libra

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 4:35 pm
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Guilty lazy secret - sometimes when I've got some dishes in the sink and I have friends coming over at short notice, I pile them all into the oven and then hang the tea towel on the oven rack to hide them. LOL!! I can't believe I just gave that one away, I'm so embarrassed.


That's more resourceful than lazy! If it were me I'd just leave them in the sink. Mr. Green

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think positive Libra

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 4:40 pm
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David wrote:
Peter Griffin wrote:
Guilty lazy secret - sometimes when I've got some dishes in the sink and I have friends coming over at short notice, I pile them all into the oven and then hang the tea towel on the oven rack to hide them. LOL!! I can't believe I just gave that one away, I'm so embarrassed.


That's more resourceful than lazy! If it were me I'd just leave them in the sink. Mr. Green


- and stick the tea towel over that!!

dont know why but this reminded me of when i was a kid, and was so engrossed in a book, i would not want to stop for anything!! i read a lot of books!

Mum would make me go for a shower, so id throw the shower cap on the floor of the shower, so it sounded like i was under the water, turn on the taps and sit on the toilet and read!!!!
splash a bit on your face, bingo!
I cant believe i just admitted THAT!!

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 4:52 pm
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Wow that is so lazy

I get my friends to do my washing for me

Needless to say they don't come round often Sad
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mandy Sagittarius



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PostPosted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 7:05 pm
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Peter Griffin wrote:
Guilty lazy secret - sometimes when I've got some dishes in the sink and I have friends coming over at short notice, I pile them all into the oven and then hang the tea towel on the oven rack to hide them. LOL!! I can't believe I just gave that one away, I'm so embarrassed.


I do that all the time.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 7:06 pm
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mandy wrote:
Peter Griffin wrote:
Guilty lazy secret - sometimes when I've got some dishes in the sink and I have friends coming over at short notice, I pile them all into the oven and then hang the tea towel on the oven rack to hide them. LOL!! I can't believe I just gave that one away, I'm so embarrassed.


I do that all the time.


I can't do that....I'd have to clean the oven first. Easier just to hide them under the bed Laughing Very Happy Laughing

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think positive Libra

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 7:18 pm
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Why don't you all just put them in the dishwasher??
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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 7:22 pm
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think positive wrote:
Why don't you all just put them in the dishwasher??


I tried that once, she reckoned the big plates hurt. Shocked

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 7:45 pm
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ooooohhh Stui, you are so bad!! LOL!!
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 9:05 am
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Guilty lazy secret- I am yet to work out how to replace the toilet roll on the toilet roll holder. I never do it, I think it regenerates on its own.


stui magpie wrote:
think positive wrote:
Why don't you all just put them in the dishwasher??


I tried that once, she reckoned the big plates hurt. Shocked


PMSL.......nice. Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 9:34 am
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Guilty lazy secret- I am yet to work out how to replace the toilet roll on the toilet roll holder. I never do it, I think it regenerates on its own.


Do ice-trays magically re-fill themselves in your house too?

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 9:41 am
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bucksisgod wrote:
Guilty lazy secret- I am yet to work out how to replace the toilet roll on the toilet roll holder. I never do it, I think it regenerates on its own.


Do ice-trays magically re-fill themselves in your house too?


Lol, yes. Clothes also leap into the washing machine on their own and then mysteriously reappear in my wardrobe later on. It's like.....magic. Shocked

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 9:50 am
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All the staff including the management team and all the store staff clean up after themselves with one exception. If there are dirty dishes in the sink or the toilet bowl is dirty we all know who is responsible. This arrogant arse who is the sales manager claims that he is too busy and too important to take on menial tasks.

I have observed this obese ds removing samples from cartons and leaving large quantities of void fill beans on the floor to be walked into the carpet or ultimately cleaned by one of the staff or the cleaners. This guy has no respect for anything or anyone.


I am proud to say that this piece of shet is my arch enemy in the business and I have spent the last 5 years reducing his influence and compromising him at every opportunity.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 12:33 pm
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bucksisgod wrote:
mandy wrote:
bucksisgod wrote:
Guilty lazy secret- I am yet to work out how to replace the toilet roll on the toilet roll holder. I never do it, I think it regenerates on its own.


Do ice-trays magically re-fill themselves in your house too?


Lol, yes. Clothes also leap into the washing machine on their own and then mysteriously reappear in my wardrobe later on. It's like.....magic. Shocked

Hubby calls the laundry chute the magic room!

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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 1:35 pm
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I'm pleased to say I've done absolutely naff all today, except go back over Angry Birds Rio and try to get 3 stars on each level. Razz Embarassed
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 1:41 pm
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think positive wrote:
bucksisgod wrote:
mandy wrote:
bucksisgod wrote:
Guilty lazy secret- I am yet to work out how to replace the toilet roll on the toilet roll holder. I never do it, I think it regenerates on its own.


Do ice-trays magically re-fill themselves in your house too?


Lol, yes. Clothes also leap into the washing machine on their own and then mysteriously reappear in my wardrobe later on. It's like.....magic. Shocked

Hubby calls the laundry chute the magic room!


My wife calls the bedroom the magic room.

I get my wand out and she disappears.

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