Round 1 Richmond - you add the next line

[Kristin5]

BUCKLEY again! It seems he is everywhere at this early stage of the blockbuster between the Pies and the Tiges at the G. He lines up (no passing from Nath), 55 metres out, on an acute angle though, kicks and it goes through for yet another goal to COLLINGWOOD. Looks like Buckley is going to replicate his performance from his 200th game versus Carlton late last season...

"I'm sure people see me as a screaming redhead with a big pair of boobs, but I like to think I've got things to say." Geri Halliwell, former member of the Spice Girls

[Kristin5]

As we wait for the ball to get back to the centre, it's worth noting the great teamwork already between Woewodin and Buckley. Looks like a match made in heaven, for real footy fans to salivate over...I look forward to seeing much more of these two in action together this season!

"I'm sure people see me as a screaming redhead with a big pair of boobs, but I like to think I've got things to say." Geri Halliwell, former member of the Spice Girls

[joffa_the_man_in_gold]

Oh my god there is a dispicable and disgusting act occuring on the bitchmond bench..the trainers and runners have got the hoses out
hahahahahaahahahahahahaha

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100,000 GOLD WIGS and a million shining eyes
This our country's one true game
And the footy ground's on fire
And collingwood's sons and daughter's, under wide Australian skies
Win or lose we're back again to claim the winner's prize.....

Go Pies you bloody beauties !! 'Caaarm Ornnn' kill the Bloody Bastards.


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email..joffa@magpies.net

[BigMac]

I've lost my train of thought seeing that.

How could they? Just hope they're putting their sponsor's products to good use!

"When you control the mail, you control information."

[AnthonyC]

So after 5 minutes we have Collingwood 4 goals straight 24, to richmond yet to score. Fraser has one, and Buckley has three goals from 3 kicks (there you go Kristin), looks like he's in for a good night.

Go Pies!

[WhyPhilWhy?]

"Back in the centre again and a whistle sounds off the ball. What happened there Dwayne?"

"I saw the incident, but the umpire didn't. Richmond hard man Wayne Campbell - snigger - sorry can't help laughing when i say that - pushed youngster Nixon into the square."

"Ottens takes the kick. The pack set themselves at centre half forward for Richmond......"

[clokeysneighbour]

sooky lala Campbell has scratched Obree in the middle with his nail-polish.

Campbell reported Obree gets 50metres
and AND AND.........................................


ITS INTO THE GOAL SQUARE UP THEY GO AND ITS CLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!!!!!


IN YOUR FACE RICHMOND!!!!

WE HAVE JASON AND CAMERON AND NEXT YEAR TRAVIS!!!!

THANK YOU DAVID AND JULIE!!!!!

STILL YELLA RICHMOND AFTER ALL THESE YEARS!!!!!

(ME TAKES A BREATH)

[WhyPhilWhy?]

gee, some of you don't play too nicely

Not Obree's fault there, the umpire did actually point in that direction, however the central umpire has now awarded a resulting 50m penalty to Ottens out of the centre.

Ottens to line up, 25 metres out, directly in front for Richmond's first score of the night.

In he comes, usually a reliable kick, takes two paces and sprays the ball wide, just sneaking it in for a behind.

Tarkyn Lockyer to bring the ball back in.....

[magpie_mendies]

So lockyer taking it in here he kicks 2 Ryan LONIE. He can run about 5o metres here. he bounces the bal. 1nce twice 3 times hes @ half forward. he shows kellaway the ball spins around gaspar and shows the footy 2 the richmond cheer squad and kicks the goal....

The Pies for premiers 2003,2004 and for the next 50 years Blues for wooden spoon 2002,2003,2004,2005 and the next 50 years. Adelaide gets Carey and he makes them finnish 15th

[Lorelei]

"...And oh my golly gosh - MM is bring on none other than Craig Kelly.. back for his comeback game for the Magpies on runs Ned -straight over the Matthew Sooky Richardson and BANG Richardson is out cold from a Ned hip and shoulder.. bring on the stretcher the boy is out cold..."


Jen


--
Floreat Pica
BRING BACK NED!
"This is a man's world
But it would be nothing
Without a woman or a girl"

[Black_White]

It's a double change as MM also brings the new recruit, Woey , on to he ground.
He leads from the wing and marks the Lockyer kick in on the half back line.....

[Stunning Steve McKee]

Lockyer kicks long to Pebbles who instead of marking, cleverly taps the ball on to first gamer Luke Shackleton who bombs a goal Dougy Barwick style from 55 metres on the run.

Pies on fire !

Richmond sacks Danny Frawley during the first quarter in an AFL first.

Never swap a small for a tall !

[WhyPhilWhy?]

Back in the centre again, Collingwood in complete control. Umpire Allan to bounce.... a real shocker straight to the Richmond player - more like a pass really.

Rodan picks up.....he runs in a circle 3 times making "whoop, whoop, whoop" noises even though there is no player near him.

He bombs into the Richmond forward line....

[Bartros]

Eddie:And theres a pack forming and Ottens has the ride. But wait Bucks punches from behind and on the way down Ottens has done his knee!!

Newman: Looks like Richmond are stuffed for the rest of the season with Ottens and Richo both out!!!

Long Live the mite and power of
Shane Morwood (member of 1990 team,1988 Vic rep)

[Ev5Magpies]

Oh well life goes on Sammy! Back to the play & it's all the Pies at this stage. In the meanwhile the ball's thrown up on the Southern stand wing, Rocca does the tap work, down to Leon Davis who has roamed up the ground, quick hands to Buckley, Buckley unleashes from 60mtrs out and it's a goal...Oh my god, Joffa has taken an absolute pearler over a fellow cheer squad member & isn't he letting him know about it... So it's the Pies 6.0.36 to the Tiges 0.1.1 on the BBC Makita Hardware tools scoreboard...

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Time for me to just stand up, and travel new land
Time to really just take matters into my own hands...
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