Your own private hierarchy of hate (including the media).

[jack_spain]

Okay, Collingwood is like the ALP in one respect - we are great haters (often of our own supporters LOL ).

But it's true that most of us love to hate the opposition teams almost as much as we love to love Collingwood.

So I was just wondering in what order you would put your list of hatred of the other 15 clubs. [The GC and GWS don't qualify - YET!).

Here's mine:

1. Carlton - need I say more!
2. St Kilda - ditto the bastards!
3. Essendon - on history alone, they aren't worth a cracker at the moment.
4. Western Bulldogs - useless wannabes who should have died.
5. North Melbourne - how can such a pathetic club still exist?
6. Brisbane - for all the pain they've inflicted on us!
7. Geelong - they are moving up my hatred ladder!
8. Adelaide - just for being Adelaide!
9. Port Power - only behind the Crows because they aren't worth a cracker!
10. Richmond - for their supporters!
11. Melbourne - because they're so up themselves for absolutely no reason!
12. West Coast - because they're from Perth.
13. Hawthorn - I should hate them more I agree!
14. Sydney - ditto for Hawthorn.
15. Fremantle - do we really care?

[sportingtragic]

1. The Filth - Nothing feels worse than a loss to Carlton. Pure scum.

2. West Coast - Growing up in Perth as a Pie fan in the 90s. Tough gig given we were shite and WCE were the only WA team (& winning flags)

3. St Kilda - Couple of years ago, couldnt care less. Thanks to Ross Lyon & Stephen Milne, the Saints are into #3 with a bullet. Which they could both do with...

4. Essendon - Hard to hate a rabble but i still do.

5. Greater Western Sydney - i know...not meant to include them yet but with Sheedy appointed coach, they already leap frog the rest, most of which im completely indifferent about. Richmond & Port Adelaide are the only other clubs that comes close.

Raffle the rest

[Dgen]

1. Carlton - Because they are who the are. And my Dad and sister both go for them.
2. Essendon - always there but ANZAC day fulled.
3. Brisbane - because of 02 03
4. Port - Because they so desperately want what is rightfully ours
5. St Kilda - Because never once in their 137 year history have they done even the slightest thing that was of benefit to anybody.
6. Hawthorn - Johnny come lately that tries to rival us.
7. Bulldogs - Just a waste of time - but we have to play someone
8. Kangaroos - see above
9. Richmond - Can hardly work up the energy to hate these underachievers.
10 - 16 - The remainder don't really register on my radar.

[jack_spain]

[Dave O'D 1910]

1-15 Carlton!!

[The_Staunton]

That's easy

St Kilda (Therapists, Riewoldt, Milne, O'Dea, Lockett, 92 Finals...)
Geelong (Smugness)
Carlton (Duh - that cup we have to play for makes me vomit)
Port Adelaide (Kane Cornes)
Essendon (Their smugness is latent)
Brisbane Lions (Voss)
Sydney Swans (Nick Davis)
Hawthorn
Richmond
Western Bulldogs (I hate "Bob" Murphy)
Melbourne (Jim Stynes can't make it ALL pass...)
Fremantle Dockers (We lost a game I think where they kicked 10 goals in the 1st 1/4. Great. Thanks.)

West Coast Eagles and Adelaide Crows I love because we have no scarring losses to them. North Melbourne, who cares?

[HAL]

How specifically does Geelong Smugness Carlton Duh - that cup we have to play for cause vomit Port Adelaide Kane Cornes Essendon Their smugness is latent Brisbane Lions Voss Sydney Swans Nick Davis Hawthorn Richmond Western Bulldogs he or she hate Bob Murphy Melbourne Jim Stynes can't make it ALL pass?

[jack_spain]

[Bob Sugar]

[Tannin]

1. St Kilda - the lowest of the low.
   
2. Carlton - cheating, up-themselves scum.
   
3. Brisbane - see (2).
   
4. Hawthorn - a tough, nasty team that always makes us work for a win
   
5. Port - the poor man's St Kilda, all the bile with even less excuse
   
6. Western Bulldogs - what Jack said - "useless wannabes"
   
7. West Coast - I like them now - seeing them win a spoon is a genuine delight!
   
8. Fremantle - always used to be a crappy team of undisciplined chokers. Have now morphed into a crappy team of undisciplined chokers.
   
9. Ninthmond - love, repeat love to see them finish in their proper place - ninth!
   
10. Melbourne - prime A-class wankers
    
11. Adelaide - don't much care about them either way
    
12. North Melbourne - loudmouth crude supporters. Both of them. An irrelevant side, really.
    
13. Geelong - I almost like Geelong. Almost. But I can't stand Stokes, Chapman, Ling, Scarlett, Hawkins, Mooney, and about 8 others. Let's just say I like them best when they are finishing in the bottom half of the ladder.
    
14. Sydney - shrug. I don't mind Sydney. Admired a few of their players over the years - Paul Kelly, Captain Kirk, our own Willow, Micky O'Loughlan, Adam Gioodes, and one or two others. But especially Kelly. I still miss him.
    
15. Essendon - have always liked the Dons. My other team. Cheer them on 20 times a season - and love to beat them on Anzac Day even more than most Nicksters.
    

[The_Staunton]

[Tannin]

Actually, I lied.

[mattys123]

The top few are easy, after that it gets hard;

1. Carlton (no explanation needed)
2. Essendon (Sheedy, Hird, and Toffs)
3. Melbourne (Jim Stynes comment "Melbourne are on their way up, Pies are on their way down". Says it all.
4. Hawthorn (wankers club)
5. Stkilda (Riewoldt, Milne, Montagna, Dal Santo, Barker, Dwyer etc)
6. Port Adelaide (why do they exist)
7. Brisbane (02,03, Voss, Akermanis)
8. Richmond (Supporters annoy me, but they are most similar to us)
9. Western Bulldogs (although their supporters are near worst)
10. Geelong (Who?)
11. North Melbourne (see Geelong comment)
12. Adelaide (Please, our finals doormats)
13. Sydney (They actually "work well" with us.)
14. Fremantle (No one hates Freo, and no one really cares)
15. West Coast (Loved watching them in the 90's, only team I have any affinity for at all)

The top 9 varies depending on how pathetic they are at any given time, as pity sometimes creeps in (Yes, Richmond, that means you).

[burnsy17]

Essenscum
Bendigo Bombers
Windy Hill Lawn Bowls Club

Daylight

7-11 on the corner of Napier St

Daylight

Carlton
St Kilda
Brisbane

Daylight

The rest.

[Bob Sugar]