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watt price tully Scorpio



Joined: 15 May 2007


PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 11:36 am
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Interesting and funny observation from The Guardian on Morrisons current fair dinkum persona.

The prime minister is the nationís daggy dad and heís going to show you just how ridgy-didge he is:

He didnít want the job, it was handed to him Ė just ask him.



Below are some memorable quotes. But who said them? Our 30th prime minister, or an Australian icon?

"Thatís why you keep backing it in. If something is working well, you should back it in. And thatís what we are doing here."

Scott Morrison

Alf Stewart from Home and Away

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"The right is constantly procreating while the left is grooming a dead dog."

Scott Morrison

Cleaver Greene from Rake

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"Itís a simple rule: pants first, shoes second. That always usually works for me."

Scott Morrison

Alvin Purple from the movie of the same name
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https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2018/nov/07/who-said-it-scott-morrison-or-another-fair-dinkum-aussie

Laughing Laughing

There are plenty of other quotes where he has stolen lines just to show how fair dinkum he is. Friggin phoney.

This bloke is an embarrassment to the position of Prime Minster.

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stui magpie 

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 5:39 pm
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Well, he's no Kevin Rudd.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LjE9I3Cp-U

And I dare say ScoMo knows how to eat a sausage in a roll.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63nU3BuYj7g

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Culprit Cancer



Joined: 06 Feb 2003
Location: Port Melbourne

PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 9:05 am
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One LNP MP described Sco Mo's bus tour as "It's going down like a turd in a well" Shocked Laughing Laughing

https://www.afr.com/news/moderates-defy-scott-morrisons-call-to-save-craig-kelly-20181105-h17jmk
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Wokko Pisces

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Joined: 04 Oct 2005
Location: Ballarat!

PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 10:52 am
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He's another middle of the road Liberal with a political tin ear afraid of his own shadow.

As much as a Shorten government is horrifying I'm hoping for a Liberal wipeout so they can figure out what they stand for and find an actual leader.

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David Libra

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 11:29 am
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I'll say it now Ė†I preferred Abbott to Morrison, because, ok, the guy was crazy, but you got the sense that he actually believed in and cared about some things. And Turnbull may have been a sell-out and a coward, but at least he was likeable. Morrison, on the other hand, just seems like the quintessential used-car dealer politician. Just a total phoney.
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