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think positive Libra

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 9:09 pm
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Hehe that's so good to hear honey. Well done

I made a desert from raw guru today, even cracked my own coconut. Why the **** would some one do that? And then waste a $$%^%%$ hour making something that tastes, hmm, I can't put it into words but hubby's "ooooh my god" still has me cackling an hour later! Seriously

But hey, it's all good, all the healthy raw ingredients, lots of fresh $$%^%%$ coconut and raw honey, with blueberry base, I'm using the rest of it for a face scrub

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2014 10:24 pm
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Man Forced To Watch Concert With His Own Eyes

A thirty-eight year old man from Brisbane was left with no alternative but to watch an entire concert with his eyes, after he mistakenly left his phone at home.

I was pretty gutted when I realised what Id done. Its not every day that you get to look at a video on your phone, Christian Howard, of Holland Park said. Despite being phoneless, Mr Howard decided to stay on at the concert anyway.

My mates thought I was crazy. It was pretty weird, I must admit. I had no idea what to do with my hands. And everything seemed really large and vivid. It was almost as if I was actually there.

Mr Howard said he rushed home after the concert to watch a low-grade recording of the concert on YouTube. At least I feel like Ive got my moneys worth now, he said.

http://www.theshovel.com.au

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2014 10:33 pm
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Morrigu wrote:
Man Forced To Watch Concert With His Own Eyes

A thirty-eight year old man from Brisbane was left with no alternative but to watch an entire concert with his eyes, after he mistakenly left his phone at home.

I was pretty gutted when I realised what Id done. Its not every day that you get to look at a video on your phone, Christian Howard, of Holland Park said. Despite being phoneless, Mr Howard decided to stay on at the concert anyway.

My mates thought I was crazy. It was pretty weird, I must admit. I had no idea what to do with my hands. And everything seemed really large and vivid. It was almost as if I was actually there.

Mr Howard said he rushed home after the concert to watch a low-grade recording of the concert on YouTube. At least I feel like Ive got my moneys worth now, he said.

http://www.theshovel.com.au


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2014 10:36 pm
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All things seemed large and vivid ?
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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2014 10:37 pm
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HAL wrote:
All things seemed large and vivid ?


All robots great and small.................

What's your point?

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 2:03 am
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Morrigu wrote:
Man Forced To Watch Concert With His Own Eyes

A thirty-eight year old man from Brisbane was left with no alternative but to watch an entire concert with his eyes, after he mistakenly left his phone at home.

I was pretty gutted when I realised what Id done. Its not every day that you get to look at a video on your phone, Christian Howard, of Holland Park said. Despite being phoneless, Mr Howard decided to stay on at the concert anyway.

My mates thought I was crazy. It was pretty weird, I must admit. I had no idea what to do with my hands. And everything seemed really large and vivid. It was almost as if I was actually there.

Mr Howard said he rushed home after the concert to watch a low-grade recording of the concert on YouTube. At least I feel like Ive got my moneys worth now, he said.

http://www.theshovel.com.au


Haha, brilliant.

I went to a Neutral Milk Hotel gig at the Forum last year and there was a strict no photography/recording policy in place. It was a great initiative and more bands should do it.

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Morrigu Capricorn



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 8:32 pm
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30 People That Had One Job And Failed

http://www.boredpanda.org/funny-you-had-one-job-fails/

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 8:54 pm
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Today's game day thread is pretty funny.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 2:08 pm
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Had a giggle at this:

http://dotsub.com/view/6c5d7514-5656-476a-9504-07dd4e2f6509

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 7:10 pm
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Morrigu wrote:
30 People That Had One Job And Failed

http://www.boredpanda.org/funny-you-had-one-job-fails/


I was expecting to see our P.M in this link, then I remembered...
Our P.M's never had a real job.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 7:21 pm
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watt price tully wrote:
Had a giggle at this:

http://dotsub.com/view/6c5d7514-5656-476a-9504-07dd4e2f6509


Another robot with comprehension issues.
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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 7:35 pm
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Love the subtitles. Laughing
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think positive Libra

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 9:08 pm
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That's very funny, and the language very mild to what I can come up with, I hate that $$%^%%$ system, it just does not work!
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5150 Sagittarius



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PostPosted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 11:43 pm
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mandy wrote:
Today's game day thread is pretty funny.


There was one similar a few years ago and same nuffies were saying pretty much the same things until we came back and won.

Disappointed with VPT's own swoop42 for some premature comments, from the other dribblers it was expected.

Maybe all that goat love has taken its toll.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 30, 2014 2:39 am
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5150 wrote:
mandy wrote:
Today's game day thread is pretty funny.


There was one similar a few years ago and same nuffies were saying pretty much the same things until we came back and won.

Disappointed with VPT's own swoop42 for some premature comments, from the other dribblers it was expected.

Maybe all that goat love has taken its toll.


We all have our moments of despair sometimes. Sometimes we can stoically keep it to ourselves, but sometimes even the best of us have to let forth a bellow of overwhelming hopelessness. Laughing
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