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stui magpie 
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Here you are Tannin, little present for you. 
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HAL
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Wokko 
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This one made me lol, I think I found our new flag.
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
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think positive 
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"I've seen you lick cocaine out of shag pile"
"It's no sin to be thrifty dear"
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Jezza 
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Carlton losing to Melbourne!
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watt price tully 
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I was assessing this bloke at work the other day. Truckie, big man. 1970's mo. He was telling about a meting he'd had with management. He told me he was taking to the head honcho (the suit) and said "Don't piss on my leg & tell me it's raining mate" Still cracks me up now.
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stui magpie
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| watt price tully wrote: | | I was assessing this bloke at work the other day. Truckie, big man. 1970's mo. He was telling about a meting he'd had with management. He told me he was taking to the head honcho (the suit) and said "Don't piss on my leg & tell me it's raining mate" Still cracks me up now. |
The usual version of that is "don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining"
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Wokko
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| Image fail. There's a book by Judge Judy "Don't Pee on my leg and tell me it's raining". |
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| Wokko wrote: | | Image fail. There's a book by Judge Judy "Don't Pee on my leg and tell me it's raining". |
Beat me too it, and I have the book!
Great book! Funny as!
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The theory of relativity that every action has a reaction.
http://blogs.news.com.au/heraldsun/miss-judgement/index.php/heraldsun/comments/twitter_terrorist_arrested/
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Oh dear. It seems Sarahs pleas for mercy fell on deaf ears.
Police arrested a 14-year-old Dutch girl Monday after she tweeted a terror threat to American Airlines that catapulted her into social media fame overnight.
The girl has been charged with posting a false or alarming announcement under Dutch law, but the consequences of the accusation remain unclear.
Rotterdam police said they are in contact with several agencies, but did not confirm if the FBI or any other American agency may be involved in the investigation.
Lets hope Sarah has learnt her lesson.
On a positive note, she has inspired me to feature the best and worst of Twitter on this blog. Step forward, Sarah, you are the inaugural winner of Miss Judgements Dumbest Tweet of the Day. |
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David
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I looked up "hypersensitivity" in the dictionary the other day and found a picture of airport security.
It would have taken a government agency about 5 minutes to find out who this girl was and that she posed no threat. I'm pretty sure a stern phone call or police doorstop visit would have sufficed. But no, viva authoritarian overreaction and its News Corp cheerleaders. 
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Wokko
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| David wrote: | I looked up "hypersensitivity" in the dictionary the other day and found a picture of airport security.
It would have taken a government agency about 5 minutes to find out who this girl was and that she posed no threat. I'm pretty sure a stern phone call or police doorstop visit would have sufficed. But no, viva authoritarian overreaction and its News Corp cheerleaders. |
I thought you wanted more government David? 
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stui magpie
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| David wrote: | I looked up "hypersensitivity" in the dictionary the other day and found a picture of airport security.
It would have taken a government agency about 5 minutes to find out who this girl was and that she posed no threat. I'm pretty sure a stern phone call or police doorstop visit would have sufficed. But no, viva authoritarian overreaction and its News Corp cheerleaders. |
Bloody oath they're hypersensitive and anyone with half a brain would know better than piss them off.
They have to assume every single one of these kinds of threats is legitimate until proven otherwise. If it had of been a real threat and they managed to close it off with swift action it wouldn't be considered an authoritarian over reaction.
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