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watt price tully Scorpio



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 21, 2020 8:55 pm
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This headline:

“ Netball club in Marginal Labour held seat planning for a new hyperbaric chamber in 2022”

https://m.betootaadvocate.com/entertainment/netball-club-in-marginal-labor-seat-begins-planning-new-hyperbaric-chamber-upgrade-for-2022/

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 21, 2020 10:03 pm
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Meanwhile Geelong Football club keeps head down with hopes and prayers no one mentions all the money spent on Kardinia Park
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 23, 2020 10:06 am
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Manila ping-pong club gets $300,000 sports grant to finally get some tables. The member for Dawson George Christiansen wanted to help

https://m.betootaadvocate.com/breaking-news/manila-ping-pong-club-receives-300000-sports-grant-to-help-them-finally-get-some-tables/

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 8:24 am
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Laugh, but also very good.


https://www.triplem.com.au/story/a-bloke-spent-a-year-recording-his-son-s-baby-noises-and-edited-it-into-ac-dc-s-thunderstruck-154378?fbclid=IwAR0M0O6-YLRg9lQUnKO6m4x_wl_fAAaOQpTxOeMfUu7UZDr_8rVQg2-kXw4

Falls into the "wish I'd thought of that" bucket

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 25, 2020 9:58 pm
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Bloody clever!

So hubby made me coffee and breaks after I slept til 8, he was watching the fat pizza movie. I’ve never seen it or the show! I watched the end with him and then started it again, IMG so politically incorrect and so dumb but it made me laugh out loud!

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 26, 2020 6:50 pm
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A vegan said to me people who sell meat are disgusting

I said to the people who sell fruit and veg are grocer

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 26, 2020 7:01 pm
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Groan on the grocer joke pinched from Facebook but I can see you liking the fat Pizza movie. That rolls up political correctness and smokes it in an ice pipe. Razz Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 26, 2020 7:19 pm
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Ain’t that the truth!
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 29, 2020 8:04 pm
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think positive wrote:
A vegan said to me people who sell meat are disgusting

I said to the people who sell fruit and veg are grocer


That doesn’t even qualify for a Dad joke!😉

This made me laugh .... your worhip. The many uses of the Keto diet:

https://amp.theage.com.au/national/queensland/driver-claimed-keto-diet-led-to-high-alcohol-reading-20200124-p53uc2.html

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 31, 2020 11:14 am
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gees should he be mixing vodka and tramadol?
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 31, 2020 2:02 pm
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Love a good prank, and when it's played on someone with the most putrid & outlandish views it seems even better.

As one of the comments on the full video says, I was also feeling a bit sorry for her, until her speech. Oh wow, that speech. What horrible things to say!!

Elaborate and well executed Laughing
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/masterful-prank-on-most-hated-woman/news-story/381e9feb07477ffe71030978d54c4849

(last line in the attached story has the link to watch the full prank, worth the watch IMHO)
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 31, 2020 3:55 pm
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Geebus, hook line and sinker.

My only criticism is it would be nice to have spare cash to pull that kind of elaborate stunt, but otherwise she must have been feeling like an absolute tool when she found out. Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 31, 2020 7:00 pm
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7 year old Aussie stand up comedian roasts the judges on America's got talent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTC72MQFXrw

Now look, even if someone else is writing his gags for him, which you'd expect, the kid has great delivery.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:52 pm
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Good to see some Iranian businesses flourishing despite the boycott:

“Iranian factory thrives on making US and Israeli flags for burning”

https://www.ynetnews.com/article/r1c2sgxfI

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 09, 2020 9:56 pm
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I only discovered this the other day, but Bernie Sanders had the equivalent of a Channel 31 show back in the 1980s when he was a small-town mayor (and already looked 100 years old). Some highlights:

https://youtu.be/vYg21j8zwn8

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