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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 06, 2020 6:34 pm
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Ricky Gervais opening monologue at the 2020 Golden Globes.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-01-06/ricky-gervais-opening-at-the-golden-globes-2020/11844260

Possibly not his best but he still hit every target he aimed at. Loved the roast of the celebs who win awards. Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 06, 2020 10:02 pm
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Sounds like the only reason to tune in. I do kind of admire that they bring him on every year just to shit on the entire event and everyone there. Beats the earnest self-importance of the Oscars any day.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 06, 2020 10:59 pm
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stui magpie wrote:
Ricky Gervais opening monologue at the 2020 Golden Globes.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-01-06/ricky-gervais-opening-at-the-golden-globes-2020/11844260

Possibly not his best but he still hit every target he aimed at. Loved the roast of the celebs who win awards. Laughing Laughing Laughing


Love it Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 08, 2020 6:12 pm
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=MJEAGd1bQuc
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 09, 2020 3:50 pm
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stui magpie wrote:
Ricky Gervais opening monologue at the 2020 Golden Globes.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-01-06/ricky-gervais-opening-at-the-golden-globes-2020/11844260

Possibly not his best but he still hit every target he aimed at. Loved the roast of the celebs who win awards. Laughing Laughing Laughing

That was brilliant from Gervais Laughing

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watt price tully wrote:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=MJEAGd1bQuc


Just when i thought your sense of humour needed urgent surgery you redeem yourself. Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 10, 2020 6:39 pm
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Uni students organise a protest march for Climate Change in the CBD during the bushfires despite being asked not to

Mid January, temperature drops in Melbourne from 33 at 2pm to 15 and raining when their protest starts. Laughing Laughing Laughing

Round em up, send em to the fire front and put em to work

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Yup! With nothing but natural fibres, squirting water should be fun
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https://www.ladbible.com/news/news-scottish-journalist-stitched-up-during-drop-bear-report-20200112?source=lboz&fbclid=IwAR3y_0CH9Qao2nN0S1LeZwz0-LgO6E1iE0-3PaQAMhPlIJjFvHcS1IcVWoY

they should have have got her smear Vegemite on her face

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 13, 2020 6:02 pm
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That's a pisser. Laughing Laughing

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This headline:

"...Excited Toorak Mum Finally Gets To Use High Beams On The Range Rover....."

https://www.betootaadvocate.com/breaking-news/excited-toorak-mum-finally-gets-to-use-high-beams-on-the-range-rover/

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 14, 2020 6:52 pm
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Clearly written by some city dweeb who doesn't understand that using high beam during fog or smoke WILL blind other motorists

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 21, 2020 3:17 pm
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Hearing them talk on the radio this morning that Scott Morrison doesn't like being called Scotty from Marketing Laughing Laughing

Has he lived in Australia for long? If he had, he'd surely know that pointing out something you don't like being called is the surest way of ensuring you continue to be called it. Laughing

Sorry, no links to it, only heard the DJs discussing/laughing about it.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 21, 2020 5:34 pm
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Yep, you don't get to chose your own nickname. Over periods of time different people will bestow different ones on you, the ones that you hate most are the ones that inevitably stick.

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I think it's cringy but he should never admit it got to him, surely by his age you know you just laugh it off or own it.
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