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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 27, 2019 9:09 pm
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Bucks5 wrote:
As long as it does not have a chapter on Collingwood grand finals.


No. It may have a chapter on St Kilda, I haven't read it all yet.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 29, 2019 7:09 pm
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The new editor of the Sunday edition of the NT News is Phillippa Butt.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 29, 2019 9:18 pm
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stui magpie wrote:
The new editor of the Sunday edition of the NT News is Phillippa Butt.


I'd like to see her matched up with Phil McCracken. Its just so they could be introduced as Phil & Philippa is all...
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 29, 2019 9:24 pm
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Any more of these jokes and I’m going to have to do some Philip Glass.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 9:29 pm
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Stumbled upon this video. This guy nails all the accents, particularly the Australian accent Laughing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPAr3RpHugM

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David Libra

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:09 pm
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The VPT at the moment:

https://youtu.be/qQ0kOi6qqHY

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Benvolio: I pray thee, good Mercutio, let’s retire.
The day is hot; the Capulets, abroad;
And if we meet we shall not ’scape a brawl,
For now, these hot days, is the mad blood stirring.

Mercutio: Thou art like one of those fellows that, when he enters the confines of a tavern, claps me his sword upon the table and says “God send me no need of thee!”

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 9:50 pm
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^ and see not even my fault for animal rights posts Razz
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 10:27 pm
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[quote="David"]The VPT at the moment:

https://youtu.be/qQ0kOi6qqHY

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Benvolio: I pray thee, good Mercutio, let’s retire.
The day is hot; the Capulets, abroad;
And if we meet we shall not ’scape a brawl,
For now, these hot days, is the mad blood stirring.

Mercutio: Thou art like one of those fellows that, when he enters the confines of a tavern, claps me his sword upon the table and says “God send me no need of thee!”
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I had such a teenage crush on Zeferelli’s Juliet (Olivia Hussey) when I was about 12-13; still do 😉

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David Libra

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 11:27 pm
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Still the best version by far, I reckon!
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 11:38 pm
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Nureyev’s choreography was better.
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David Libra

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 10, 2019 10:14 pm
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A novel solution to America’s mass shooting problem:

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/guns-dont-kill-people-people-kill-people-its-time-we-get-rid-of-people

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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 7:32 pm
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^

Not bad but I liked this

https://australianews-today.com/sydney-troll-feasts-on-kfc-chicken-in-the-middle-of-a-vegan-protest/?fbclid=IwAR2LbxPUWBEA4d42XT5KtuPb4KwOIf72-_ifa94mg_Hf73NVYPI9qwZ26Cs

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 16, 2019 10:19 pm
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This:

“Jetstar cancels flights before passengers get to the Airport ... for a change

https://m.betootaadvocate.com/uncategorized/jetstar-cancels-flights-before-passengers-get-to-the-airport-for-a-change/

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 16, 2019 10:25 pm
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“Racist Mildura Karen ruining it for all true Karen’s”

https://m.betootaadvocate.com/headlines/racist-mildura-karen-ruining-it-for-all-the-true-karens/

“Quiet Australian loses his Macdonalds”

https://m.betootaadvocate.com/uncategorized/quiet-australian-loses-his-mcdonalds-restaurant/

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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 17, 2019 6:53 am
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Good to see you stop posting Guardian links and moving to a better quality news source. Wink
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