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stui magpie 

Oh the Premiership's a cakewalk


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 30, 2019 9:20 pm
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Interesting. I spend bugger all time on Facebook, I go all day at work without any desire to check it/ On evenings and weekends it's just one of several tabs I have open
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stui magpie 

Oh the Premiership's a cakewalk


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 7:56 pm
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I heard Ben Elton on the radio this arvo. Among other things he spoke about his like of Alcohol and his disdain for warning labels and adverts.

Two he mentioned were:

Alcohol can harm your unborn child. His response - "I'm not going to feed it to an unborn child I'm going to drink it myself"

Alcohol can take 2 years off your life. His response - "Which 2 years? The last 2? I'm happy with that deal"

Laughing

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think positive Libra

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 11, 2019 3:42 pm
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Oh man I get that today, hide the booze!

I decided to clean the fridge veggie trays, propped one on the sink put in soap, and turned on the tap. The door bell rang. Turns out these ones are not waterproof, and there was water all over the floor front and back of the counter. Ugh. I finished the fridge, packed the dishwasher, added that shine stuff, and put on intense to clean it thoroughly. Luckily I decided to do some paperwork st the kitchen bench. Soapy water everywhere, again! I bought new dishwasher liquid and the bottle looks exactly like dishes additive! What a $$%^%%$ mess! And of course hubby comes home unannounced, I’ve got towels all over the floor and I’m trying to polish out the scrape marks from the dishwasher feet! He was surprisingly understanding! He left, I attacked the oven, which I sprayed this morning, went to close the door and this clippy thing goes twang! And my fingers ain’t strong enough yo put it back! The door won’t close!


One thing for $$%^%%$ sure I’m not touching my camera today! I’m a disaster area!

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stui magpie 

Oh the Premiership's a cakewalk


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 11, 2019 5:59 pm
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LOL,

Have a drink or a few, it's can't make you more clumsy. Razz Wink

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think positive Libra

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 11, 2019 6:46 pm
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stui magpie wrote:
LOL,

Have a drink or a few, it's can't make you more clumsy. Razz Wink


I just grabbed a can of Pepsi Max, went to grab the scotch and stood on the dogs feed bowl, he moves it around, nearly went arse over. And to top it off we are out of scotch!

I’m thinking cotton wool!

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 11, 2019 7:28 pm
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Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

I always wanted to have a fully stocked bar, but when I wasn't earning much and had kids to support, purchases tended to evaporate before I could build it up.

I've got enough booze in the bar to last 12 months easy now. Wink

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 11, 2019 7:54 pm
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My dishwasher is washing her hair as I am watching the footy with the only Leo you should touch, cold too.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 11, 2019 9:17 pm
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stui magpie wrote:
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

I always wanted to have a fully stocked bar, but when I wasn't earning much and had kids to support, purchases tended to evaporate before I could build it up.

I've got enough booze in the bar to last 12 months easy now. Wink


Shocked even during footy season?!!!!

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My dishwasher is washing her hair as I am watching the footy with the only Leo you should touch, cold too.

Ha

At least I had an excuse not to cook dinner, we all agreed it was too dangerous

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 11, 2019 10:45 pm
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ronrat wrote:
My dishwasher is washing her hair as I am watching the footy with the only Leo you should touch, cold too.

Nice drop your Leo - bought a can home on our last trip to add to our beers of the world we like collection Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 12, 2019 10:03 am
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Morrigu wrote:
ronrat wrote:
My dishwasher is washing her hair as I am watching the footy with the only Leo you should touch, cold too.

Nice drop your Leo - bought a can home on our last trip to add to our beers of the world we like collection Very Happy


You can also get Leo at Aldi, Dad got a 6 pack last year for Fathers Day, think it cost about $10. That'll do him Wink
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 12, 2019 5:53 pm
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^ oh didn't know that don't go to Aldi so thanks - will have to wander in and grab some Very Happy
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stui magpie 

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 12, 2019 6:21 pm
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I bought a 6 pack this arvo. Thanks LD.

It's not bad.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 14, 2019 6:48 pm
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The old girl says some of the most inappropriate things.

This was mild but I found it funny, watching the news on 7 tonight, they showed yet another protest march and interviewed a late teenage girl who explained why she was there.

The old girl's response, "Oh go home and clean your room"

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 14, 2019 7:56 pm
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stui magpie wrote:
The old girl says some of the most inappropriate things.

This was mild but I found it funny, watching the news on 7 tonight, they showed yet another protest march and interviewed a late teenage girl who explained why she was there.

The old girl's response, "Oh go home and clean your room"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBR5v89L6gk

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