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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 17, 2019 12:52 pm
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Speaking of social media, saw this one on facebook.

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=254218792121674&set=gm.2257977027797511&type=3&theater

If the link doesn't work for you, it's a profile photo of an attractive young woman with the title saying "When you wished your parents understood English when they named you"

The poor girls name is Makunt Izichi.

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 18, 2019 2:22 pm
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ooooh thats evil!!!
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 3:45 pm
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hes lucky it didnt take a wiz in the car.

https://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/south-australia/watch-the-moment-an-adelaide-man-finds-koala-in-back-seat-of-his-car/news-story/715d0f7f07fa0fcef70fe30dabcf848b

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 4:20 pm
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what a moron, help the poor thing find its way out.

and those claws are bloody sharp, check out the dash!

i have to say though, what an experience!!! wheres the camera!!

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 20, 2019 12:40 am
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stui magpie wrote:
Speaking of social media, saw this one on facebook.

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=254218792121674&set=gm.2257977027797511&type=3&theater

If the link doesn't work for you, it's a profile photo of an attractive young woman with the title saying "When you wished your parents understood English when they named you"

The poor girls name is Makunt Izichi.


The Thai slang for vagina is Hoy. Of course the Thais call me lonny. A few years a horse was running around called Hoy Lonny. My Thai girlfriend was in tears when i pointed it out when we in the local pub Tab. She had some money and wanted to have 5 dollars on it so I had a look at the form and it had an outside chance. So put her 5 on it each way and I was well in front for the day so had another 10 bucks ew and took the field with it in the quinella. Jimmy Cassidy rode it to perfection and it got up at 40-1 and a 50-1 pop ran second. My mates sitting at the table who were laughing at me 10 minutes earlier were pissed off at not taking the tip whilst Boom and i were laughing our head off. We won near a 1000 bucks and were going to Bali the week after.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 20, 2019 4:08 pm
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That’s a cool story, well done
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David Libra

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 21, 2019 5:44 pm
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This is somewhat amusing:

https://youtu.be/XUT8ec24anM

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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 21, 2019 6:22 pm
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^

That's almost too close to true to be parody.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 24, 2019 3:05 am
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I think my prevailing reaction to reading those stories was Jesus, people really need to get off social media. And yes, that includes me...


Speaking of which, I just took a month’s break from Fakebook, and it’s actually killing me. I’ve opened and closed the app out of habit like 15 times today. Send help.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 24, 2019 2:38 pm
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3/4 time in a prelim and G-long haven’t scored! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 24, 2019 8:44 pm
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Funny post on Facebook: what can you say at the dentist, or while having sex?

Bloody funny answers!

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 25, 2019 4:11 pm
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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-03-25/cyclone-veronica-could-impact-australian-economy/10934756

Because we never get cyclones Laughing

I'm amazed they didn't have some spin blaming it on Climate change Rolling Eyes

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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 25, 2019 6:37 pm
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David wrote:
David wrote:
I think my prevailing reaction to reading those stories was Jesus, people really need to get off social media. And yes, that includes me...


Speaking of which, I just took a month’s break from Fakebook, and it’s actually killing me. I’ve opened and closed the app out of habit like 15 times today. Send help.


Have you thought of deleting the app? You can reinstall it at any time, it's not deleting your account.

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The fact that I am a big fat wuss - it's not apparently even that cold yet and I have 3 layers of clothes on, the central heating on and am prepared to pay overs for a house in Hervey Bay - yes dear looks good - pool tick sunshine tick warmth tick - lets buy that and move there Razz
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:08 pm
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stui magpie wrote:
David wrote:
David wrote:
I think my prevailing reaction to reading those stories was Jesus, people really need to get off social media. And yes, that includes me...


Speaking of which, I just took a month’s break from Fakebook, and it’s actually killing me. I’ve opened and closed the app out of habit like 15 times today. Send help.


Have you thought of deleting the app? You can reinstall it at any time, it's not deleting your account.


It's a good thought – I did that, but just found that I was just as addicted but spending twice as much time on it because of the inefficiency. Sometimes such problems need more drastic interventions. Razz

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