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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 7:05 pm
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Looks like the USA border control has implemented a no dickhead policy.

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/world/yassmin-abdelmagied-gets-deported-from-us/news-story/0b0f9d91132a70db4f0c92f37e364399

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:17 pm
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it seems Mr whippys love child did not have the correct entry Visa :

https://www.businessinsider.com.au/yassmin-abdel-magied-deported-from-the-us-2018-4

If you are accepting payment for a speaking engagement you need a specific visa .

predictably she's turned it into a race issue when its nothing more than an issue of her own incompetence.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:53 pm
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She was never deported. She was denied entry. The SJW will go apeshit over this but she was wrong. You think an Australian passport allows you carte blanche. It is not her passport, it belongs to the Australian Government. Who provise an emassy and consular services to operate in Australia. How come mtself and millions of others have lined up at embassies, consulates etc and follow the law of the land we are visiting and this bimbo does not think it necessary.

It appears Whiiweed Ali has been all over it. Like the Bachar Houli tribunal. Irrelevant bullshit.

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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2018 8:37 pm
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Watching this gay comedian, Nath Valvo, on the project.

Once the marriage equality vote was passed, his mum was on his back to get married to his partner. He described Xmas day as his unmarried sisters putting their feet up and watching him and his partner cop the rounds of the house, so he now knew what an unmarried 30 something female copped.

Classic line was one of his sisters pulled him aside and whispered "you wanted equality dickhead? you got it" Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2018 11:27 pm
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Hehehe love it!
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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2018 11:48 pm
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this reminded me of something , cant think what

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-05-02/disguised-women-sneak-into-iranian-football-match/9718494


...are there any women here?

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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2018 8:23 am
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Roseanne dressed as a man in one episode to spy on Dan in the pub, looked like this! Or maybe Borat!
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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2018 8:28 am
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What's your favourite movie?
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David Libra

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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2018 10:00 am
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Pi wrote:
this reminded me of something , cant think what

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-05-02/disguised-women-sneak-into-iranian-football-match/9718494


...are there any women here?


There’s a (pretty good) film about this exact thing!

https://youtu.be/jqOZ1yxwQQ4

Gotta say the disguises in the story above are more impressive though.
(Oh, and I enjoyed the reference. Laughing)

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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2018 10:19 am
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God imagine living like that Sad

But then look at the world our kids are growing up in. I’ve just been texting with my eldest for the last hour, they stopped the trains due to a suspicious package on north Melbourne station, she was at Newport station for 45 min, they got the all clear but trains aren’t stopping at north Melbourne. And then there is the dickheads driving onto footpaths because they are having a bad day. When did this world get so $£$%^%%$ self centred?

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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2018 1:38 pm
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^ when we dismantled a common, relatively unified culture which held together the bonds of empathy, and then went soft on drugs at the same time, TP. All the while telling ourselves that we were better people for doing so. Go figure.
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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2018 1:48 pm
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Its sad isnt it, i guess there will always be people wanting to take advantage, get something for nothing, or just plain power hungry. sad.
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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2018 1:50 pm
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Oh that is a shame.
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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2018 8:00 pm
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think positive wrote:
God imagine living like that Sad

But then look at the world our kids are growing up in. I’ve just been texting with my eldest for the last hour, they stopped the trains due to a suspicious package on north Melbourne station, she was at Newport station for 45 min, they got the all clear but trains aren’t stopping at north Melbourne. And then there is the dickheads driving onto footpaths because they are having a bad day. When did this world get so $£$%^%%$ self centred?

What about the cyclists who ride fast on crowded city footpaths on an ordinary day just because they think it's OK? In some ways, the casual disrespect that shows for other people worries me even more than the nasty things people do because they're angry.
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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2018 8:30 pm
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Wrong thread, guys. Wink
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