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think positive Libra

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 01, 2018 6:26 pm
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hehe not bad, not close to some of the Hitler ones though!!
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2018 11:22 pm
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Hearing the word "fatberg" used on television news programs.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:09 pm
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The Obama's official portraits.



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 4:18 pm
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This scene from a classic work of Indian art cinema:

https://youtu.be/dLIVjhRlUAU

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think positive Libra

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 5:46 am
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I thought you were nuts - and then they started dancing! The Indian thriller made me chuckle too!
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 15, 2018 8:29 pm
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Wokko wrote:
The Obama's official portraits.



Laughing


Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 1:44 pm
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http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/professor-fails-student-says-australia-isnt-a-country/article/2648828
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 1:54 pm
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Are we still talking about httpwww dotiflsciencedot comhealth-and-medicineafter-missile-alert-confirmed-as-false-alarm-this-is-how-hawaii-celebrated ?
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2018 6:08 pm
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Daughter called over this arvo to drop back some papers she borrowed, had a screw in her tyre so I gave her a hand changing it and putting on the spare.

I'll leave aside commentary on the shit jack that came with her car, but long story short when taking off the tyre I managed to scratch myself under the right eye with the screw.

Now, being over 50 I take a daily asprin which means I bleed like a stuck pig when I break the skin. Add some sweat to that and it got messy.

The daughter asked if I wanted to go clean up and she would finish the tyre change after the blood was running down my face and all over the road. Said nah, let me get the new one on and part tightened and you can finish off while I go wash up. Blood doesn't bother her.

Then the neighbour arrived. bloke in his early 30's, strapping lad, wandered over, saw my face and looked horrified.

What happened? Why don't you go and do something, you're bleeding everywhere.

me, meh, it's only blood, I'll wash up when I'm finished here.

he backed off and took off inside. I laughed, thinking "what a sook".

Mind you, once I did get the new tyre in, I went inside and had a look. It did look fairly gruesome. I've got the mo like in the avatar, but bigger now, and the blood was running down the right side of my face, through the mo, and running off the right side of the mo like a fast dripping tap. Shocked Laughing

Really should of taken a photo. Razz

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2018 6:27 pm
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K wrote:
http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/professor-fails-student-says-australia-isnt-a-country/article/2648828


And Trump wants this Professor to carry a gun. Thats not a country, this is a country.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 24, 2018 8:34 pm
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Nick Xenophon's new political ad for the upcoming South Australian state election.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpxwfuBoN0Y

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 24, 2018 9:56 pm
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Jezza wrote:
Nick Xenophon's new political ad for the upcoming South Australian state election.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpxwfuBoN0Y


Is there any way - any way at all - that I can unsee that ? Shocked

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 25, 2018 9:06 am
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Mugwump wrote:
Jezza wrote:
Nick Xenophon's new political ad for the upcoming South Australian state election.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpxwfuBoN0Y


Is there any way - any way at all - that I can unsee that ? Shocked




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PostPosted: Sun Feb 25, 2018 9:26 am
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^^^
Alcohol is the less extreme and more pleasurable alternative.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 25, 2018 1:16 pm
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At least its more entertaining than the usual crap!
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