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stui magpie 

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 10, 2017 5:01 pm
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I like Ibis, but granted I've never seen any in Melbourne, just up bush where they roam around the waterways.
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Wokko Pisces

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 16, 2017 1:58 pm
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https://www.facebook.com/manstufforiginal/videos/2054492724771560/
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 16, 2017 8:36 pm
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stui magpie wrote:
I like Ibis, but granted I've never seen any in Melbourne, just up bush where they roam around the waterways.


I stayed at one of their hotels once. Room a bit small but functional nevertheless.

A bit like the Paul Hogan joke on his first series.

Interviewer approaches man sitting on bench eating his lunch.

Sir do you realise you have stork on your sandwiches.
?

Hoges. Blimey, tastes like chicken to me.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 16, 2017 8:38 pm
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OK Let's talk about you.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2017 1:27 am
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAko_oxuU_w

I must admit me and Larry had both noticed the thing that he begins commentating on at the 3:45 mark.

Just glad he was the one who raised it otherwise WPT would kill me.

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luvdids Sagittarius



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PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2017 7:55 am
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"Me too" people. Laughing Laughing Laughing
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stui magpie 

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 9:06 pm
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Older woman who works for me had a day off today. She sent me a couple of texts in the morning to see how I was which was nice of her.

Then in the afternoon I got a text from her that she'd just had a shower and some more detail about how clean she was.

I read the text thinking WTF, I think she may have sent this by mistake, when the phone rang. Yep, she sent me the text by mistake, was meant for someone else and would I please delete it. How Embarrassment.

In between laughing, I assured her I'd delete it (which I did)

I hope she enjoyed date arvo. Wink

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David Libra

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 10:34 pm
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luvdids wrote:
"Me too" people. Laughing Laughing Laughing


You mean the Facebook thing, right? How come?

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luvdids Sagittarius



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PostPosted: Tue Nov 21, 2017 8:10 am
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David wrote:
luvdids wrote:
"Me too" people. Laughing Laughing Laughing


You mean the Facebook thing, right? How come?


What's the facebook thing??

My version of 'me too' people are people who've always had the same thing happen to them, for example:

I got divorced - I got divorced too
I had a miscarriage - I've had a miscarriage too
My neighbour got shot - I know someone who was shot too

I always think these people lead such boring lives that they have to cling on to something that's happened to someone else. Shouldn't make me laugh I guess, it's a bit sad really.

But what IS the facebook thing?
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David Libra

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 21, 2017 9:36 am
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Oh, right I thought you were referring to the social media hashtag, in which women (and some men) have been using the phrase to refer to experiences of sexual harassment and assault. Sounds like I was way off the mark!
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Pies4shaw 

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 21, 2017 1:48 pm
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Me too (in one or more of the 3 apparently available senses).
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think positive Libra

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 21, 2017 2:26 pm
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Pies4shaw wrote:
Me too (in one or more of the 3 apparently available senses).

Your Still married - tick everyone knows its the lawyer that gets shot,
<male pregnancy joke, apologies if offensive>


None for me but definitely been tempted to shoot a neighbor! At least with a slug gun!

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luvdids Sagittarius



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PostPosted: Tue Nov 21, 2017 3:03 pm
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Pies4shaw wrote:
Me too (in one or more of the 3 apparently available senses).


They're only examples as I mentioned, sorry to hear about your miscarriage though, upsetting aren't they Sad

Other examples might be:
I was made redundant - I was made redundant once too
My friend has cancer - someone I know has cancer too
I'm getting a pool - I had a pool once
I hate lawyers - I hate lawyers too

(last one is just for you P4S, just to see if you're paying attention Wink)
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think positive Libra

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 21, 2017 3:59 pm
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ah well now that the field has been widened: i reckon a fair percentage of people in Australia have been made redundant in the past few years unfortunately, its good to share stories as its nice to know you can come out the other side.
And you''d be a lucky person not to know someone with cancer these days.
still have the pool, about to take a dip,
personally i like lawyers, that could come from never being on the wrong side of one though!

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stui magpie 

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 21, 2017 5:41 pm
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^

I quite like most of the lawyers I've met over the journey, they're fun to argue with.

I also like lawyer jokes. Razz

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