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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 28, 2017 6:58 pm
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having had that little vent , I got as laugh out of my son tonight.

He called over to borrow the XR6 now it's back from the panel beaters after the last time he borrowed it. ( I know, don't say it)

Anyway, talking about how he's getting on with his now ex, the boy doesn't understand things like child services and how they can take maintenance out of his wages, so I had to edumacate him.

Anyway, he told me how things were good now, they were working through an agreement, but on Monday he went over there and flipped his shit at her with how she was carrying on. So now when he goes over mid week to talk, he takes his sister with him because the ex is "shit frightened of her"

That made me laugh so hard. Laughing Laughing but I also get it.

The Son is 6'2" and 95kg.

His ex is 5'7" and over 100kg

My daughter is 5'8" and 60kg wringing wet yet his ex (and the son if truth be told) are shit frightened of her. She is not one to cross. Laughing

he takes her over because if he went alone, the ex would push his buttons til he lost it again, with leath there, she isn't game to try. Razz

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David Libra

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 10:29 am
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http://reductress.com/post/what-to-do-if-your-boyfriend-cant-get-hard-and-begs-you-not-to-write-a-think-piece-about-it/
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think positive Libra

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 5:59 pm
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David wrote:
http://reductress.com/post/what-to-do-if-your-boyfriend-cant-get-hard-and-begs-you-not-to-write-a-think-piece-about-it/


hmmm, so your a writer, annnnnnnnnnnnnd thats funny to you??? hmmm. too tame!! stick to your movie reviews!!

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David Libra

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 6:17 pm
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Perhaps it's not to everyone's tastes. In case anyone's not clear, the site is a parody of women's 'lifestyle' platforms like Cosmopolitan and Daily Life – I thought it was a pretty funny send-up of that genre of writing.
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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:16 pm
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Thanks for the explanation, I had a look on the site and thought seriously WTF is this.

I don't read that kind of writing so the parody thing sort of went to the keeper

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 06, 2017 4:39 pm
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Why does the Amazon logo have a penis on it?
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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 07, 2017 7:26 pm
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I had a tweet published on a news site. Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 07, 2017 8:55 pm
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David wrote:
Perhaps it's not to everyone's tastes. In case anyone's not clear, the site is a parody of women's 'lifestyle' platforms like Cosmopolitan and Daily Life – I thought it was a pretty funny send-up of that genre of writing.

I thought it was funny at the time, too.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 07, 2017 9:10 pm
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stui magpie wrote:
I had a tweet published on a news site. Laughing


So what was the tweet?

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stui magpie Gemini

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It was about a vegan restaurant run by a lesbian couple who charge men an 18% surcharge to make up for wage inequality.

I said, discrimination is discrimination regardless of spurious intent, and queried whether they employed any male staff (they don't) or if they discriminated there as well.

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Are they legally married?
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Vegans aren't allowed to marry.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 07, 2017 10:45 pm
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Hahaha touche!
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stui magpie wrote:
It was about a vegan restaurant run by a lesbian couple who charge men an 18% surcharge to make up for wage inequality.

I said, discrimination is discrimination regardless of spurious intent, and queried whether they employed any male staff (they don't) or if they discriminated there as well.


That sounds like a good place to go - where's the resturant then?

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Brunswick. It's called Vegan Hellhole.
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