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Morrigu
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swoop42
Whatcha gonna do when he comes for you?
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think positive
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Joined: 30 Jun 2005 Location: somewhere
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Hehehehehe, although, unfortunately, I get it!
So today my fridge finally arrived, she's a beauty!
http://www.lg.com/au/fridges/lg-GF-5L712PL-712l-french-door-refrigerator
So Hubby finally strolls in at about 2.30 to um, do paperwork!
Holds up a bloody thumb and says 'first job today the drill slipped and I drilled through the nail, blood squirted everywhere"
Me: 'oh you poor thing, here, antiseptic, antibiotic cream, bandaid, fridge instructions!
So we disconnect and move the old one, fit the new one, takes mums old fridge out the bathroom, take the doors off our 7 year old side by side fridge, squeeze it into the bathroom, put the doors back on, take the towel rail off, and managed to just get the fridge in between the wall and the shower. We had both measured it seperately, and yeah we knew it would fit- and then we tried to open the doors! Off with the doors again, and OMG it was hard to get the bugger out of there! it will fit nicely in the pergola kitchen! And I'll get a cute little white storage unit for the bathroom! Oops! _________________ You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either! |
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luvdids
Joined: 22 Mar 2008 Location: work
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^ Why were you putting a fridge in the bathroom?
Chilled wine/beer while bathing? |
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think positive
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luvdids wrote: | ^ Why were you putting a fridge in the bathroom?
Chilled wine/beer while bathing? |
The side by side we bought when we built the house is too narrow for big dishes, so when mum moved to the nursing home, we put her old fridge in the 'powder room'. i know most people have their spare/extra in the garage, but the downstairs bathroom is close to the kitchen, 2m by 2.5m with only a shower and toilet in there. and the gap between the wall & shower just happened to be perfect for it! we still want a second fridge/freezer for drinks and to store meat etc. and the side by side looks good in the alfresco BBQ area. i will get a nice little cabinet for toilet paper and towels etc., for the gap. _________________ You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either! |
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stui magpie
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005 Location: In flagrante delicto
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watt price tully
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Morrigu wrote: | ^ not sure about the taste of feral humans but apparently....... |
What a killer, that me laugh out loud. _________________ “I even went as far as becoming a Southern Baptist until I realised they didn’t keep ‘em under long enough” Kinky Friedman |
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watt price tully
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think positive wrote: | hubby just came back from visiting his folks, im in the dog house! i was supposed to take the MIL for a battery check on her pace maker last friday, and i totally fogot!
i say "oh shit, ill try and make another appointment"
he says "its ok she has one for january 21st" me "thats a long way off though" he shrugs and says "youll be right as long as it lasts that long, or you will be off the christmas card list!'
and he says this as im waiting for her to answer the phone! i nearly choked trying not to laugh. i know its not funny, but i have a bad habit of laughing at the wrong things!
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_________________ “I even went as far as becoming a Southern Baptist until I realised they didn’t keep ‘em under long enough” Kinky Friedman |
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watt price tully
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My wife's niece looks after her paternal G'moher who is in a bit of pain to say the least: arthritis, copped mesothelioma after years of washing her husbands (he was builder many years ago) asbestos laden clothing & other significant health related pain causing problems.
Dr's prescribe ever increasing pain relief & other medications which have their own side effects.
The niece makes cookies for her grandmother & she has a BD dose (that is 1/2 a cookie twice a day) that she has at her retirement cum nursing home (the niece takes her out every weekend or so.
The Grandmother is relatively pain free & reasonably happy at the same time.
A batch was made recently & visitors tried some (at the nieces house not the nursing home retirement place) & were way too strong. An executive decision was made not to give those one's to Nanna!! _________________ “I even went as far as becoming a Southern Baptist until I realised they didn’t keep ‘em under long enough” Kinky Friedman |
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think positive
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ah see thats a recipe that needs sharin!! _________________ You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either! |
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stui magpie
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
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^
Agreed.
I had to laugh at my Grandson today. His first birthday party, he turns 1 tomorrow.
Big, strong boy, been walking since 9 months, doesn't know his own strength or understand that if you see stuff you can't just take it.
Little girl at the party, older than him (turns 2 in April) but shorter and lighter was terrorised by him. She was walking round with her dummy in her mouth and a sippy cup. he spotted her, ran at her, threw his bottle on the ground and first took her dummy then her drink. She was understandably not amused. He was grabbed and made to return his loot and given his own dummy.
15 minutes later, history repeats. This time she saw him coming like a steam train and started crying before he even got there. Even when he was told to say sorry and he tried to give her a hug he damn near crushed her. I was sorry for her but couldn't help laughing.
Stubborn little bugger, wanted to play with the bricks so walking over the volcanic rocks in bare feet wasn't going to stop him. You could see by his face that he wasn't finding the experience all that comfortable, but not a squark or a sook from him _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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stui magpie
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
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Jimmy Carr.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-7PeL7_xWc
"let me explain that to the blondes"
LOL _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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stui magpie
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
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Humourless pack of bastards you all are.
Anyway, found the Darwin Awards twitter page.
Couple of rippers on there, I like this one. https://twitter.com/AwardsDarwin/status/827583538031685632
Needs to work on his timing. _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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luvdids
Joined: 22 Mar 2008 Location: work
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stui magpie wrote: | Humourless pack of bastards you all are. |
I didn't think it was that funny TBH.... now THIS on the other hand, from Carr's show but not him, I found really funny...
How to get out of a parking fine!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Gkiw7zpULo |
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luvdids
Joined: 22 Mar 2008 Location: work
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Most of the videos came up with a "media could not be played" message for me What I could see wasn't bad - amazing the stupid things stupid people do... What's that saying - stupid is as stupid does? |
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