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think positive Libra

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 21, 2016 7:28 am
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http://mashable.com/2016/09/06/balls-stuck-ikea-chair/#HeqvtWhS5Eqh























(He actually made it up, when he realised the potential for it to happen, but I bet you guys are all wincing/crossing your legs!

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2016 9:50 pm
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Hubby "who's 21st is junior going to tonight?"
Me "um, Danny, Daniel, Damian, David, something like that"
Hubby "did she go to school with him"
Me"probably not"
Him "huh?"
Me "not many boys in all girls schools"
Him "oh yeah"

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2016 9:54 pm
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YOU? More and more all the time.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2016 10:31 pm
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think positive wrote:
Hubby "who's 21st is junior going to tonight?"
Me "um, Danny, Daniel, Damian, David, something like that"
Hubby "did she go to school with him"
Me"probably not"
Him "huh?"
Me "not many boys in all girls schools"
Him "oh yeah"


Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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David Libra

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 25, 2016 11:56 pm
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This fascinating link, courtesy of PTID:

http://www.bbc.com/travel/story/20160916-worlds-largest-matrilineal-society

Most of their customs seem quite interesting and unique. Some seem kind of familiar, though, and I can't quite put my finger on why...

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Minang men are expected to have a regular source of income and take care of the expenses of raising the children. Many leave their villages in search of work, returning home only occasionally. When they do, they have no say in the domestic affairs of the house.


Skids, did they interview you by mistake? Wink

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2016 11:16 am
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Laughing Laughing

Sounds about right.

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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2016 6:53 pm
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So the bloke is essentially a life support system for a wallet with no say in how the money is spent and little rights.

Sounds like a few divorced blokes I know. Razz

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2016 3:31 pm
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I know it's not fair to laugh at the misfortune of others, but there is something funny about this:

http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/omar-chaouk-wept-after-shooting-himself-in-testicle-during-crime-spree-court-told-20160927-grpjqz.html

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2016 3:49 pm
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watt price tully wrote:
I know it's not fair to laugh at the misfortune of others, but there is something funny about this:

http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/omar-chaouk-wept-after-shooting-himself-in-testicle-during-crime-spree-court-told-20160927-grpjqz.html


Madam Karma works in mysterious ways!!!!

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 03, 2016 7:10 pm
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Read a post on Facebook from a friend earlier complaining about waiting over 40 minutes at a cafe for a vegetarian breakfast.

My brain can be strange sometimes, my first thought was "how long does it take to catch, kill and cook a vegetarian"

Then I started on what parts of a vegetarian you'd consider breakfast food.

Anyway, I laughed. Aren't you glad you don't live in my skull? Embarassed Wink Razz

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2016 10:51 am
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/\ hahaha!!

hell of a rant at the bottom of the page, very funny stuff!!

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-10-04/danny-willett-says-american-ryder-cup-fans-proved-brother-right/7899782

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Sam cat
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 31, 2016 8:52 pm
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The news - oz crew filming a Trump rally in Vegas.

Septic approaches the crew " Australia - tell me about your gun laws down there in Australia"

reporter " they're pretty good aren't they"

septic " are they I think you guys are idiots"

Next story on the news " Halloween party shooting in NY - 5 injured 2 teens dead"


Laughing Laughing yep idiots!!!

( oh and I'm not laughing at the dead kids - just the irony!!)

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2016 8:32 pm
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A MAN who bit another mans pecker in an eye-watering scrap over a box trailer told an appeal no man is putting his mouth near another mans penis unless his life is in danger.


Laughing Laughing Laughing

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/law-order/judge-dismisses-mans-penisbiting-appeal/news-story/65aa9949483063649a0000428720a01a

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 12:21 am
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Gees, the look on his face! Serial killer criminal minds style!
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