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David Libra

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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2016 11:44 pm
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http://www.snopes.com/woman-forces-genitals-eat/
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watt price tully Scorpio



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PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2016 12:17 am
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A man requests a restraining order against god.

http://www.timesofisrael.com/man-seeks-restraining-order-against-god/

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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2016 10:39 am
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^

That belongs in the WTF thread. Shocked Laughing

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A protocol of the hearing noted that God did not turn up for the session, although it did not specify how the court determined the Omnipresent was not in fact there, as opposed to merely exercising the right to remain silent.

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PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2016 11:48 am
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^^^ That's just silly. If no member of Counsel announced an appearance on the Lord's Almighty Behalf, then - for all relevant purposes - God wasn't there.
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PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2016 2:05 pm
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^^^ That's just silly. If no member of Counsel announced an appearance on the Lord's Almighty Behalf, then - for all relevant purposes - God wasn't there.


The Magistrate's surname is Canaan!

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Wokko Pisces

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PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2016 2:06 pm
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As Omnipresent, isn't God appearing on his own behalf?
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Perhaps in some jurisdictions, Wokko - but where there is an independent Bar, if his name isn't on the Bar Roll, he doesn't get a hearing. Some people call it a restrictive trade practice. Some others think of it as keeping up standards. Wink
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PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2016 2:12 pm
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Do you?
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PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2016 7:01 pm
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Perhaps in some jurisdictions, Wokko - but where there is an independent Bar, if his name isn't on the Bar Roll, he doesn't get a hearing. Some people call it a restrictive trade practice. Some others think of it as keeping up standards. Wink


What's this "he" business? Wink

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Well, the divinity may be one, none or many genders - but I'm very confident that if The Name was added to the Bar Roll that long ago, God will have been a "he".
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PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2016 8:22 pm
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Now this is a logies acceptance speech.

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/awards/logies/logies-a-room-full-of-narcissistic-drugaddled-perverts/news-story/8562d97dab7f0744985b0b1382c82143

Shaun Micallef, you rock.

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stui magpie wrote:
Now this is a logies acceptance speech.

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/awards/logies/logies-a-room-full-of-narcissistic-drugaddled-perverts/news-story/8562d97dab7f0744985b0b1382c82143

Shaun Micallef, you rock.

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Very good. His show is very good too. Excellent timing with the election as the show is coming back soon.

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My son showed me this movie trailer the other day. he said the first thing he thought when he saw it, was that's going to be me and his son in 20 years time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1zlkaPpMsA

Geez I hope so. Razz Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Oops. Too much data.
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Paul Puopolo on Masterchef.
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