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David Libra

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 13, 2016 11:46 pm
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Yeah, that's pretty bitchy. Well handled. Smile
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 14, 2016 12:41 am
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David wrote:
Yeah, that's pretty bitchy. Well handled. Smile


Cheers!
Though I really wanted to thump her or rip the dress down further!

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 19, 2016 6:50 am
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Gotta love Amazon reviews, and questions!

http://www.amazon.com/Samsung-UN85S9-Framed-85-Inch-Ultra/dp/B00CMEN95U/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top?ie=UTF8

And the perfect cord to go with it

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/reviews/B003CT2A2M

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 19, 2016 7:34 am
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http://www.27bslash6.com/arguments.html

Stui would love the nacho soup!


So many of these are familiar now I know I'm not crazy!

Even David is in there:



"Underpants

More than three years ago, I wore a pair of Holly's underpants because I had run out of clean pairs of my own. I will admit to wearing them the next day as well because they were all spandexy, but that is twice only once a long time ago.
While having dinner with Holly's parents on Monday night, her mother stated, "I was watching a program about Hitler last night and apparently he liked dressing up in women's clothing."
"Really?" Holly replied, "David likes wearing women's underpants.""

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 19, 2016 7:38 am
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You'll never eat gummi Bears again!

http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Sugar-Free-Gummy-Bears/product-reviews/B008JELLCA

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David Libra

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 19, 2016 10:04 am
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think positive wrote:
http://www.27bslash6.com/arguments.html

Stui would love the nacho soup!


So many of these are familiar now I know I'm not crazy!

Even David is in there:



"Underpants

More than three years ago, I wore a pair of Holly's underpants because I had run out of clean pairs of my own. I will admit to wearing them the next day as well because they were all spandexy, but that is twice only once a long time ago.
While having dinner with Holly's parents on Monday night, her mother stated, "I was watching a program about Hitler last night and apparently he liked dressing up in women's clothing."
"Really?" Holly replied, "David likes wearing women's underpants.""


See, there's a spectrum here between 'likes' wearing women's underpants and 'if required, can tolerate' wearing women's underpants. There's also 'would wear even if unnecessary' and 'really, really likes'. Laughing

But I do feel for David. Even if you only do it once or twice, these things have a habit of sticking around...

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 19, 2016 10:08 am
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like a bad wedgy from a thong!! hey, you go there???? Laughing Laughing Laughing Wink
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 19, 2016 6:30 pm
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http://www.27bslash6.com/arguments.html

Stui would love the nacho soup!




Yeah Nah. Pass thanks. Shocked

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 19, 2016 6:32 pm
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think positive wrote:
You'll never eat gummi Bears again!

http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Sugar-Free-Gummy-Bears/product-reviews/B008JELLCA


ROFL. Laughing Laughing Laughing

I've got a bowl in the fridge soaked in Vodka. The ones with sugar in them. Cool Razz

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stui magpie wrote:
think positive wrote:
You'll never eat gummi Bears again!

http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Sugar-Free-Gummy-Bears/product-reviews/B008JELLCA


ROFL. Laughing Laughing Laughing

I've got a bowl in the fridge soaked in Vodka. The ones with sugar in them. Cool Razz


Yummy, you can eat them in front of the $404,000 TV, with the diamond cable!

Man you could spend a whole day laughing at Amazon reviews! Hadprd to beat the veet one though!

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Morrigu wrote:
Hmmm holidays - lets go to Tonga - oh look a Zika virus outbreak

And on the way there we will stop in NZ - oh look a 5.7 mag earthquake

Think we will just go back to Africa - buggar the cost - it seems safer Shocked Razz



Hahahaahah,


And now Fiji are having a huge hurricane Confused

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Morrigu wrote:
think positive wrote:
Morrigu wrote:
Hmmm holidays - lets go to Tonga - oh look a Zika virus outbreak

And on the way there we will stop in NZ - oh look a 5.7 mag earthquake

Think we will just go back to Africa - buggar the cost - it seems safer Shocked Razz



Hahahaahah,


And now Fiji are having a huge hurricane Confused

We'll miss jinx, I'm glad you have no interest in visiting the U.S. Of A!

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[quoteMorrigu][quotethink positive][quoteMorrigu]Hmmm holidays - lets go to Tonga - oh look a Zika virus outbreak And on the way there we has been in NZ - oh look a 5point 7 mag earthquake Think we will go back to Africa - buggar the cost - it seems safer shock P[quote] hahaahah[quote] And Fiji are having a huge hurricane.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 6:25 pm
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Morrigu wrote:
think positive wrote:
Morrigu wrote:
Hmmm holidays - lets go to Tonga - oh look a Zika virus outbreak

And on the way there we will stop in NZ - oh look a 5.7 mag earthquake

Think we will just go back to Africa - buggar the cost - it seems safer Shocked Razz



Hahahaahah,


And now Fiji are having a huge hurricane Confused


Maybe you should plan a holiday to Syria? Razz

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 6:40 pm
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think positive wrote:
Morrigu wrote:
think positive wrote:
Morrigu wrote:
Hmmm holidays - lets go to Tonga - oh look a Zika virus outbreak

And on the way there we will stop in NZ - oh look a 5.7 mag earthquake

Think we will just go back to Africa - buggar the cost - it seems safer Shocked Razz



Hahahaahah,


And now Fiji are having a huge hurricane Confused

We'll miss jinx, I'm glad you have no interest in visiting the U.S. Of A!


Particularly around November! Pray, let it not be so... Wink

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