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think positive Libra

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 22, 2016 9:29 pm
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Morrigu wrote:
Pulled up behind a car that had a sticker on the back window " A dingo ate my stick family" Laughing Laughing


Wax it a black 4WD? Stickers were on the LHS and in the right corner was a really big sticker that said
"thank GOD,
I'm an atheist!"

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:47 pm
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^ nah just a wagon of some sort - sticker on the RHS no other stickers

But made me laugh all the way to the loony bin where I work!

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:50 pm
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Morrigu wrote:
^ nah just a wagon of some sort - sticker on the RHS no other stickers

But made me laugh all the way to the loony bin where I work!


Yeah I laughed too! I hate those stupid stick figure things, it's irrational, I know, but they r just so annoying!

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:34 pm
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I honestly don't have an opinion about them.
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 23, 2016 7:06 am
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David wrote:
I honestly don't have an opinion about them.


Probably needs a thread split and a twenty option poll then

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 23, 2016 9:34 am
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Yes!
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 23, 2016 9:56 am
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Lol!
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think positive wrote:
Morrigu wrote:
^ nah just a wagon of some sort - sticker on the RHS no other stickers

But made me laugh all the way to the loony bin where I work!


Yeah I laughed too! I hate those stupid stick figure things, it's irrational, I know, but they r just so annoying!


And now they have taken over FB it seems - this is blah blah, blah blah does likes says - be like blah blah - arghhhhh!!! Evil or Very Mad

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 24, 2016 8:42 pm
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Went to my sis in laws today, the only one I like! The one with the hubby just diagnosed with cancer. That's 4 in the family. Their Mum breast cancer and scizofrenia, (I only just found out!) dad I think it was liver or kidney, and prostate, hubby, prostate, now brother, kidney, it was her birthday. I think it's fair to say we took his mind off his impending tests! Had a ball! Got skunked. Just confessed to my kids the cops took me home in a divvy van, bragged about being the hero for one week atscgool! zomg. Their faces! So $$%^%%$ funny, hmm, more scotch pleas, I'm decompressing! Life is short, cancer is a bitch strikes too many, you gotta laugh, gotta keep living, what else you got?
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 24, 2016 9:37 pm
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Lol, what on earth did you do to end up in a divvy van? Shocked
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David wrote:
Lol, what on earth did you do to end up in a divvy van? Shocked


Cute guy on a mini bike (kwaka 80 hotted up) take me to the bus pls, I meant the end of the illegal min bike track, he drove down millers road, the main road, with no helmets, the cops turned on their flashing lights, he went against the traffic, me still limpet like, he went to go down an under pass. I jumped off, tired to be a hero til the cops slammed me against the side of the divvy van, I gave him their name and number, they took me to his place, then home, sooooo many kids saw me, I was a hero! Dad was not real happy. Neither was spunk. But he got over its, dated for two years, my first love! Saw him at a funeral a few months back, I won! Yeah yeah shitty I know, but hey, I don't care!

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 24, 2016 10:08 pm
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Haha, sounds like quite a night. Laughing

(Oh - I thought you meant this literally just happened tonight. Shocked Should work on my comprehension skills.)

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Um no I was 15!
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 24, 2016 10:53 pm
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David wrote:
Haha, sounds like quite a night. Laughing

(Oh - I thought you meant this literally just happened tonight. Shocked Should work on my comprehension skills.)


I been saying that for a while. Razz Wink

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 29, 2016 9:46 am
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Just heard a great line.

An election is like a Police lineup.

The difference is at the election you're picking them before they rob you and take your money. Laughing

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