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| Tannin wrote: | | Handsome young chap. Who is he? |
Your barn doesn't have a mirror on the ceiling?
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stui magpie 
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| think positive wrote: | Me all dressed up in my new jacket "how do I look?"
Eldest "great very retro"
Me "so old fashioned?"
Her "no retro is fashionable"
I changed the top under the jacket
I tell the story to hubby
He says
"Retro means old, done up"
Shit I may as well stick to trackie dacks |
LOL, don't ask hubby. 
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David
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stui magpie
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From the girls who did the singing in the car skits (SketchShe) comes the latest must have item on the home shopping network.
LOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbNrmoD_ph4
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stui magpie
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C'mon people, laugh a bit.
tonight took the dog for a walk, quite dark bit after 7pm, he got totally owned by a cat.
Came around a corner and this black and white cat was sitting there, saw him coming and didn't give a shit. I held him tight on the lead, he got close then lunged and the cat hissed and gave him a right cross to the nose.
He pulled back and looked, then went back again a bit more tentatively this time, cat gave him the left hook this time.
He pulled back, took a few steps in the other direction, looked back at the cat then up at me and I burst out laughing. I told him he was a massive wuss.
I used to have a dog that after that first right cross would have grabbed the cat and rendered it inanimate in 2 chomps. The big boy is a wuss. 
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think positive
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| stui magpie wrote: | C'mon people, laugh a bit.
tonight took the dog for a walk, quite dark bit after 7pm, he got totally owned by a cat.
Came around a corner and this black and white cat was sitting there, saw him coming and didn't give a shit. I held him tight on the lead, he got close then lunged and the cat hissed and gave him a right cross to the nose.
He pulled back and looked, then went back again a bit more tentatively this time, cat gave him the left hook this time.
He pulled back, took a few steps in the other direction, looked back at the cat then up at me and I burst out laughing. I told him he was a massive wuss.
I used to have a dog that after that first right cross would have grabbed the cat and rendered it inanimate in 2 chomps. The big boy is a wuss. |
I'm with ya dog! I once got chased around our backyard by my sister vicious rabbit! And cats are horribly vicious $%$ers!
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David
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Wokko 
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I usually find Josh Thomas (comedian) to be an annoying twat, but that made me laugh. |
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stui magpie
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Walking round the local shopping plaza, just heading back to the car see a woman squatting down next to a pillar.
This is inside the shopping plaza, she seems to have her pants on, so WTF?
As I walk past i see there's a power point on the pillar, she's plugged her charger into it and is squatting down talking on her iPhone while it charges.
Apple crap.
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swoop42 
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iScat?
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| think positive wrote: | | stui magpie wrote: | C'mon people, laugh a bit.
I used to have a dog that after that first right cross would have grabbed the cat and rendered it inanimate in 2 chomps. The big boy is a wuss. |
I'm with ya dog! I once got chased around our backyard by my sister vicious rabbit! And cats are horribly vicious $%$ers! |
A mate here in Thaialnd and his lady just got a Chihuahau. He grew up around Ararat and refers to it as his pig dog. Guinea pigs.
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think positive
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| ronrat wrote: | | think positive wrote: | | stui magpie wrote: | C'mon people, laugh a bit.
I used to have a dog that after that first right cross would have grabbed the cat and rendered it inanimate in 2 chomps. The big boy is a wuss. |
I'm with ya dog! I once got chased around our backyard by my sister vicious rabbit! And cats are horribly vicious $%$ers! |
A mate here in Thaialnd and his lady just got a Chihuahau. He grew up around Ararat and refers to it as his pig dog. Guinea pigs. |
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stui magpie
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Listening to MMM this morning they had one of the staff, Sarah from Thomastown doing the thommo report. Her dad and mum are divorced and Lebanese Dad married a Turkish 2nd wife and the resulting progeny are referred to as the Turbos.
But the funny part was, Dad has decided to take the brood to Bali, so Sarah's sister, the hairdresser, had to come over, kick everyone out of the house and spend 6 hours shaving down Dad so he could hang by the pool in Bali.
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Ewwwww
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Groucho Marx: You bet your life:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqaYDsq1q6g
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