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| Quote: | | Put a bag of money in vagina to hide it from husband. |
Ummmmmmm, No. Just no.
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| They were married awhile so she thought it was the last place he would look! |
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Hehehehe I read them out to hubby, and he looked at me strange at that! Ha, plastic cards are easier to hide!
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That was brilliant - I've never seen them before, but I can see where Woody Allen's comedic genes came from, now. Superb, thanks for posting. |
I started watching this again. It took me a while but I've only just realised that the Mike Nicolls here is the very same Mike Nicholls (film director) who died not too long ago. Some of his CV (from Wiki)
1966 Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
1967 The Graduate
1968 Teach Me!
1970 Catch-22
1971 Carnal Knowledge
1973 The Day of the Dolphin
1975 The Fortune
1980 Gilda Live
1983 Silkwood
1986 Heartburn
1988 Biloxi Blues
Working Girl
1990 Postcards from the Edge
1991 Regarding Henry
1994 Wolf
1996 The Birdcage
1998 Primary Colours
2000 What Planet Are You From?
2001 Wit (TV)
2003 Angels in America (TV)
2004 Closer
2007 Charlie Wilson's War
He also was involved in Broadway & has a long list of credits.
Discography
Nichols and May- Improvisations to Music (1959) Mercury
Nichols and May- An Evening with Mike Nichols and Elaine May (1960) Mercury
Nichols and May- Mike Nichols & Elaine May Examine Doctors (1962) Mercury MG 20680/SR 60680
Nichols and May- In Retrospect (1982) Polygram, re-released as compact disc in 1996
The man liked marriage too. Married 4 times!!
I've been listening Elaine May's & his other "records" too. Funny stuff.
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No ones farts beat my farts!
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Leaving TP's farts alone for a second the new Australia Day Lamb commercial.
No, it's not starring Kekka although he does feature.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpZhJcZD2H4
Simply Marvellous. And quite clever.
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everyones picking on my ass today - he don't look to well is he crook?
cute ad though, (I was waiting for the "you can skip this add in 3sec" thing! oops!)
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| stui magpie wrote: | Leaving TP's farts alone for a second the new Australia Day Lamb commercial.
No, it's not starring Kekka although he does feature.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpZhJcZD2H4
Simply Marvellous. And quite clever. |
I can see the PC Mob(is calling them an aussie slang term like Mob pc?) ripping into this one. |
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Oh yeah, but far kem. care factor.
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Oh yeah, but far kem. care factor. |
Spo ton
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Oh yeah, but far kem. care factor. |
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Went to the Thomastown market this morning, had a wander round.
Bloke had an assortment of Oakley sunnies for sale and had a mirror set up so you can see how they look on you.
So I was looking at a few different ones. The bloke tells me "polarised". So I check and ask him if they're all polarised. "Yes. Polarised" (they weren't polarised and I'm betting they aren't real Oakleys)
So I put a pair on to see how they feel and he says "Mirror" pointing at the mirror on the table.
So I look into the mirror with the sunnies on, take them off and look at the bloke and say to him "Bad Mirror"
He looks confused, upset and sad all at the same time, trying to process this unexpected twist.
So I help him out.I point to the mirror again and repeat "bad Mirror", then point at my own face and say 'Still ugly"
Count of 2 and he got it. Expression on face went from WTF to a massive grin. I nearly laughed just watching.
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