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Morrigu Capricorn



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PostPosted: Sun Nov 23, 2014 8:00 pm
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The other day, a girl wanted to know how her hubby would react if she left without telling him where she had gone. So she decided to write him a letter saying she is tired of him and didn't want to live with him anymore. After writing it, she put the letter on the table in the bedroom and hid under the bed.

When her hubby came back home, he saw the letter and read it. Then, he wrote his own message down and began to sing and dance while changing his clothes. He took out his phone, dialed someone, then said: "Hey babe, I'm just changing clothes then I will join you. As for the other fool, it has finally dawned on her that I was fooling around behind her back so she left me. See you soon, honey!" Then her hubby walked out of the room.

In tears, she got up from under the bed and decided to read what her hubby wrote on the letter. When she picked it up and read it, it said: "I could see your feet, you idiot. I am going out to buy bread."

http://humor.sfglobe.com/?id=19415&src=fbfan_19415

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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 23, 2014 9:01 pm
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^

yeah, like that one. Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2014 4:26 pm
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Tired and Emotional people posting makes me lol.
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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 9:30 pm
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Russel peters, why indians can't do business with Chinese.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2W8aGgmn1A

Pass the punani please. Wink Laughing
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5150 Sagittarius



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PostPosted: Fri Nov 28, 2014 10:21 am
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Draft pick #38. Sydney Swans - Jack Hiscox
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think positive Libra

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 28, 2014 1:23 pm
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Draft pick #38. Sydney Swans - Jack Hiscox


OMG really??!!

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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 28, 2014 6:19 pm
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think positive wrote:
5150 wrote:
Draft pick #38. Sydney Swans - Jack Hiscox


OMG really??!!


Yeah, really.

That's a name we needed back when we had the Genitalia squad of Dick, Cox and Johnson with a side order of Sidebottom. Razz
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think positive Libra

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 28, 2014 10:43 pm
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stui magpie wrote:
think positive wrote:
5150 wrote:
Draft pick #38. Sydney Swans - Jack Hiscox


OMG really??!!


Yeah, really.

That's a name we needed back when we had the Genitalia squad of Dick, Cox and Johnson with a side order of Sidebottom. Razz


hahaha classic!

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HAL 

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 28, 2014 10:47 pm
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What is your credit card number?
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David Libra

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 28, 2014 11:24 pm
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It'd just be 0s and 1s to you, HAL.
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HAL 

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 28, 2014 11:27 pm
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Enough about me, let's talk about the Pies.
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watt price tully Scorpio



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PostPosted: Fri Nov 28, 2014 11:36 pm
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Very funny:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3IaKVmkXuk

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 28, 2014 11:38 pm
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Not really that much. Are we still talking about P[quote] haha classic?
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watt price tully Scorpio



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PostPosted: Sat Nov 29, 2014 10:49 am
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[quote="HAL"]Not really that much. Are we still talking about P
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haha classic?


It's laugh out loud funny. You should watch it again Razz Wink

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 29, 2014 12:48 pm
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watt price tully wrote:
Very funny:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3IaKVmkXuk


That last scene is gold.

And people voted for this fool.

Wonders never cease.

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