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Morrigu
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The other day, a girl wanted to know how her hubby would react if she left without telling him where she had gone. So she decided to write him a letter saying she is tired of him and didn't want to live with him anymore. After writing it, she put the letter on the table in the bedroom and hid under the bed.
When her hubby came back home, he saw the letter and read it. Then, he wrote his own message down and began to sing and dance while changing his clothes. He took out his phone, dialed someone, then said: "Hey babe, I'm just changing clothes then I will join you. As for the other fool, it has finally dawned on her that I was fooling around behind her back so she left me. See you soon, honey!" Then her hubby walked out of the room.
In tears, she got up from under the bed and decided to read what her hubby wrote on the letter. When she picked it up and read it, it said: "I could see your feet, you idiot. I am going out to buy bread."
http://humor.sfglobe.com/?id=19415&src=fbfan_19415 _________________ “The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated.” |
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stui magpie
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
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yeah, like that one. |
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1061
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Tired and Emotional people posting makes me lol. |
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stui magpie
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005 Location: In flagrante delicto
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5150
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
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Draft pick #38. Sydney Swans - Jack Hiscox |
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think positive
Side By Side
Joined: 30 Jun 2005 Location: somewhere
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5150 wrote: | Draft pick #38. Sydney Swans - Jack Hiscox |
OMG really??!! _________________ You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either! |
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stui magpie
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
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think positive wrote: | 5150 wrote: | Draft pick #38. Sydney Swans - Jack Hiscox |
OMG really??!! |
Yeah, really.
That's a name we needed back when we had the Genitalia squad of Dick, Cox and Johnson with a side order of Sidebottom. |
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think positive
Side By Side
Joined: 30 Jun 2005 Location: somewhere
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stui magpie wrote: | think positive wrote: | 5150 wrote: | Draft pick #38. Sydney Swans - Jack Hiscox |
OMG really??!! |
Yeah, really.
That's a name we needed back when we had the Genitalia squad of Dick, Cox and Johnson with a side order of Sidebottom. |
hahaha classic! _________________ You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either! |
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
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What is your credit card number? |
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David
I dare you to try
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It'd just be 0s and 1s to you, HAL. _________________ All watched over by machines of loving grace |
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
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Enough about me, let's talk about the Pies. |
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watt price tully
Joined: 15 May 2007
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
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Not really that much. Are we still talking about P[quote]
haha classic? |
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watt price tully
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[quote="HAL"]Not really that much. Are we still talking about P
It's laugh out loud funny. You should watch it again _________________ “I even went as far as becoming a Southern Baptist until I realised they didn’t keep ‘em under long enough” Kinky Friedman |
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swoop42
Whatcha gonna do when he comes for you?
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That last scene is gold.
And people voted for this fool.
Wonders never cease. _________________ He's mad. He's bad. He's MaynHARD! |
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