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sixpoints
Joined: 27 Sep 2010
Location: Lulie Street
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Blah!
Not being a wowser, but sticking it to Footscray like that is so old hat. Boring, trite and quite frankly way out of date! It's a great place that I know extremely well. Always misrepresented by swarmy eastern suburbs types who if they admitted it hadnt been there in a decade, if at all.
My funniest places in Melbourne however are; High St Armadale, Chapel St South Yarra, Toorak Rd Toorak. People watching there is a side splitter. Anyone watch that 'Real Housewives of Melbourne' show? Those women actually exist (& in there hundreds). Hysterical !! |
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Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
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Tannin 
Can't remember
Joined: 06 Aug 2006
Location: Huon Valley Tasmania
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| sixpoints wrote: | | My funniest places in Melbourne however are; High St Armadale, Chapel St South Yarra, Toorak Rd Toorak. People watching there is a side splitter. |
Well you look so cute in your Levis suit
Struttin' down Collins Street
With your Pucci shoes and your faded blues
Honey you look so neat
You dress so well no one could tell
You spend Thursdays with your mechanic
Suburban passion it's all the fashion
Your husband don't need to panic
Mercedes Ladies they got it made
Cos when they dig they use a silver spade
Mercedes Ladies....Mercedes Ladies
Mercedes Ladies....Mercedes Ladies
You look so smug on your Persian rug
Say your Afghan's got a pedigree
You rest your head on your antique bed
And talk about your arts degree
You act so cool by your heated pool
And take your lunch at three
Own half a boutique that's oh so chic
And work hard for charity
Mercedes Ladies they look so sweet
Cos they get a facelift 'bout twice a week
Mercedes Ladies....Mercedes Ladies
Mercedes Ladies....Mercedes Ladies
You knew there's only one thing better than a 250S
And that's a 280SL or a 280SE and there's only one thing better
Than a 350SL and that's a 280CE or a 350SLC or a 300SEL V8
Take pottery classes and you make passes
At every young man you find
Recapture your youth oh ain't it the truth
That you're just one of a kind
You could be left or you could be right
Or you might just vote for kicks
But you're the perfect wife in a perfect life
I won't bore you with politics
Mercedes Ladies they got it made
Cos when they dig they use a silver spade
Mercedes Ladies....Mercedes Ladies
Mercedes Ladies....Mercedes Ladies
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watt price tully 
Joined: 15 May 2007
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| think positive wrote: | | watt price tully wrote: | | Tannin wrote: | No of Australians (total): 23 million
No of English (total): 53 million
No of Australians with any sporting talent at all: 2 million
No of English with any sporting talent at all: 23
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No of Australians (total): 23 million
No of English (total): 53 million
No of Australians with any sporting talent at all: 2 million
No of English with any sporting talent at all: 23
What's the number who wash?
As for me I wash regularly, once a month whether I need to or not. |
23 hey? Wow, they are all in my family then, go me!
Wash? I'm the cleanest bastard you'll ever meet.
I live in the spa, the pool, the other spa! The bath, the shower, me loves water. And scotch, tonight, scotch!
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See what happens when you become an Australian citizen?  
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sixpoints
Joined: 27 Sep 2010
Location: Lulie Street
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| Tannin wrote: | | sixpoints wrote: | | My funniest places in Melbourne however are; High St Armadale, Chapel St South Yarra, Toorak Rd Toorak. People watching there is a side splitter. |
Well you look so cute in your Levis suit
Struttin' down Collins Street
With your Pucci shoes and your faded blues
Honey you look so neat
You dress so well no one could tell
You spend Thursdays with your mechanic
Suburban passion it's all the fashion
Your husband don't need to panic
Mercedes Ladies they got it made
Cos when they dig they use a silver spade
Mercedes Ladies....Mercedes Ladies
Mercedes Ladies....Mercedes Ladies
You look so smug on your Persian rug
Say your Afghan's got a pedigree
You rest your head on your antique bed
And talk about your arts degree
You act so cool by your heated pool
And take your lunch at three
Own half a boutique that's oh so chic
And work hard for charity
Mercedes Ladies they look so sweet
Cos they get a facelift 'bout twice a week
Mercedes Ladies....Mercedes Ladies
Mercedes Ladies....Mercedes Ladies
You knew there's only one thing better than a 250S
And that's a 280SL or a 280SE and there's only one thing better
Than a 350SL and that's a 280CE or a 350SLC or a 300SEL V8
Take pottery classes and you make passes
At every young man you find
Recapture your youth oh ain't it the truth
That you're just one of a kind
You could be left or you could be right
Or you might just vote for kicks
But you're the perfect wife in a perfect life
I won't bore you with politics
Mercedes Ladies they got it made
Cos when they dig they use a silver spade
Mercedes Ladies....Mercedes Ladies
Mercedes Ladies....Mercedes Ladies |
Good grief!
I haven't heard of this song in decades!
Skyhooks- real voices from Melbourne!!
Sensational Tannin.......(and nothing's changed)  |
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stui magpie 
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005
Location: In flagrante delicto
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Ego is not a dirty word
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1061
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| Munchy Munchy twisties |
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KenH
Joined: 24 Jan 2010
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Right their in your lap.
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Cheers big ears |
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think positive 
Side By Side
Joined: 30 Jun 2005
Location: somewhere
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| watt price tully wrote: | | think positive wrote: | | watt price tully wrote: | | Tannin wrote: | No of Australians (total): 23 million
No of English (total): 53 million
No of Australians with any sporting talent at all: 2 million
No of English with any sporting talent at all: 23
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No of Australians (total): 23 million
No of English (total): 53 million
No of Australians with any sporting talent at all: 2 million
No of English with any sporting talent at all: 23
What's the number who wash?
As for me I wash regularly, once a month whether I need to or not. |
23 hey? Wow, they are all in my family then, go me!
Wash? I'm the cleanest bastard you'll ever meet.
I live in the spa, the pool, the other spa! The bath, the shower, me loves water. And scotch, tonight, scotch!
Cheers |
See what happens when you become an Australian citizen? |
Actually I still have a British passport!
I promised I'll get naturalised (wtf kinda word is that?) next time we win the premiership!
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You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either! |
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watt price tully
Joined: 15 May 2007
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| Morrigu wrote: | http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-07-24/clarke-and-dawe--australian-media-an-in-depth/5620828
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Thanks for that:
Brilliant tonight
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think positive
Side By Side
Joined: 30 Jun 2005
Location: somewhere
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| sixpoints wrote: | | Tannin wrote: | | sixpoints wrote: | | My funniest places in Melbourne however are; High St Armadale, Chapel St South Yarra, Toorak Rd Toorak. People watching there is a side splitter. |
Well you look so cute in your Levis suit
Struttin' down Collins Street
With your Pucci shoes and your faded blues
Honey you look so neat
You dress so well no one could tell
You spend Thursdays with your mechanic
Suburban passion it's all the fashion
Your husband don't need to panic
Mercedes Ladies they got it made
Cos when they dig they use a silver spade
Mercedes Ladies....Mercedes Ladies
Mercedes Ladies....Mercedes Ladies
You look so smug on your Persian rug
Say your Afghan's got a pedigree
You rest your head on your antique bed
And talk about your arts degree
You act so cool by your heated pool
And take your lunch at three
Own half a boutique that's oh so chic
And work hard for charity
Mercedes Ladies they look so sweet
Cos they get a facelift 'bout twice a week
Mercedes Ladies....Mercedes Ladies
Mercedes Ladies....Mercedes Ladies
You knew there's only one thing better than a 250S
And that's a 280SL or a 280SE and there's only one thing better
Than a 350SL and that's a 280CE or a 350SLC or a 300SEL V8
Take pottery classes and you make passes
At every young man you find
Recapture your youth oh ain't it the truth
That you're just one of a kind
You could be left or you could be right
Or you might just vote for kicks
But you're the perfect wife in a perfect life
I won't bore you with politics
Mercedes Ladies they got it made
Cos when they dig they use a silver spade
Mercedes Ladies....Mercedes Ladies
Mercedes Ladies....Mercedes Ladies |
Good grief!
I haven't heard of this song in decades!
Skyhooks- real voices from Melbourne!!
Sensational Tannin.......(and nothing's changed) |
Oh yeah, another plane crash, ok helicopter, just wot we nned
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You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either! |
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think positive
Side By Side
Joined: 30 Jun 2005
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| 1061 wrote: | | Munchy Munchy twisties |
Hoe good were those twistie rolls with butter, oh man, I'd kill for one now
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Tannin
Can't remember
Joined: 06 Aug 2006
Location: Huon Valley Tasmania
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Morrigu
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^ you just like me cause I'm good in bed
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think positive
Side By Side
Joined: 30 Jun 2005
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| Morrigu wrote: | | ^ you just like me cause I'm good in bed |
Well that helps too
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