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think positive Libra

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 1:40 pm
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since England fits in Tassie id expect the tally to be way more lop sided

but its always nice to see the subjects doing ok

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 1:47 pm
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English population: 53 million
Australian population: 23 million

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Population_of_the_countries_of_the_United_Kingdom

Punching below their weight, I'd say. Wink

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 1:55 pm
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well **** me dead, take some more boats then you bastards. there is a $£$%^%%$ dirty great desert out there you can stick em in, will feel like home.
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think positive wrote:
since England fits in Tassie id expect the tally to be way more lop sided

but its always nice to see the subjects doing ok


The subjects doing fine and well done to your sister, sporting prowess seems to be your families long suit.

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I've been studying the Australian map of Tassie and I'm not sure it's quite as big your intimating...

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Tannin Capricorn

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 6:28 pm
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No of Australians (total): 23 million
No of English (total): 53 million

No of Australians with any sporting talent at all: 2 million
No of English with any sporting talent at all: 23

Given that, I reckon they are doing OK!

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 6:50 pm
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Tannin wrote:
No of Australians (total): 23 million
No of English (total): 53 million

No of Australians with any sporting talent at all: 2 million
No of English with any sporting talent at all: 23

!

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No of Australians (total): 23 million
No of English (total): 53 million

No of Australians with any sporting talent at all: 2 million
No of English with any sporting talent at all: 23

What's the number who wash?

As for me I wash regularly, once a month whether I need to or not.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 6:52 pm
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What you said was too complicated for me.
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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 7:54 pm
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think positive wrote:
well **** me dead, take some more boats then you bastards. there is a $£$%^%%$ dirty great desert out there you can stick em in, will feel like home.


That's a very cruel thing to say. There's feral camels out there, roaming around peacefully for whom being rogered by an amorous arab is only genetic ancestral memory. Imagine how freaked they'd be. I thought you liked animals.

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Oh, and tannin, I think you overstate the number of Poms with any sporting talent. The only ones living there with any talent seem to jimmy grants

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http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-07-24/clarke-and-dawe--australian-media-an-in-depth/5620828

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stui magpie wrote:
think positive wrote:
well **** me dead, take some more boats then you bastards. there is a $£$%^%%$ dirty great desert out there you can stick em in, will feel like home.


That's a very cruel thing to say. There's feral camels out there, roaming around peacefully for whom being rogered by an amorous arab is only genetic ancestral memory. Imagine how freaked they'd be. I thought you liked animals.

Razz

Oh, and tannin, I think you overstate the number of Poms with any sporting talent. The only ones living there with any talent seem to jimmy grants


Hahahahahaha I genuinely laughed out loud, but that could be the bloody strong scotch I just had for dinner (see the what pisses me off thread, or Facebook!)

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watt price tully wrote:
Tannin wrote:
No of Australians (total): 23 million
No of English (total): 53 million

No of Australians with any sporting talent at all: 2 million
No of English with any sporting talent at all: 23

!

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No of Australians (total): 23 million
No of English (total): 53 million

No of Australians with any sporting talent at all: 2 million
No of English with any sporting talent at all: 23

What's the number who wash?

As for me I wash regularly, once a month whether I need to or not.


23 hey? Wow, they are all in my family then, go me!

Wash? I'm the cleanest bastard you'll ever meet.

I live in the spa, the pool, the other spa! The bath, the shower, me loves water. And scotch, tonight, scotch!

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3.14159 wrote:
think positive wrote:
since England fits in Tassie id expect the tally to be way more lop sided

but its always nice to see the subjects doing ok


The subjects doing fine and well done to your sister, sporting prowess seems to be your families long suit.

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I've been studying the Australian map of Tassie and I'm not sure it's quite as big your intimating...

Wink


Big enough for me! I'll fit in them by summer!

She went to 2 commonwealth games, and 2 Olympics, I believe their best effort was 7th in the teams event at the Olympics. Not bad

She's actually on Wikipedia!

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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 8:49 pm
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Someone's gone to a bit of trouble to really take the P155 out of Footscray.

http://www.visitfootscray.com/

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Someone's gone to a bit of trouble to really take the P155 out of Footscray.

http://www.visitfootscray.com/

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


Hahahahahaha!

But it's foot is cray!

Whatsamatteru hey,
Gotta no respect hey,
Franco cotso!

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 9:23 pm
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think positive wrote:
Wash? I'm the cleanest bastard you'll ever meet.

I live in the spa, the pool, the other spa! The bath, the shower, me loves water. And scotch, tonight, scotch!


Drink the water, wash in the scotch. Err ... hang on, other way around. Just a helpful tip for you.

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