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KenH 
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| Morrigu wrote: | Tikki Wendon going to gaol - 
Can only hope the inspiration for her character suffers the same fate 
Best show ever - just love it!!! |
Oh for the love of god!
F@$k me sideways!
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Morrigu 
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| KenH wrote: | | Morrigu wrote: | Tikki Wendon going to gaol -
Can only hope the inspiration for her character suffers the same fate
Best show ever - just love it!!! |
Oh for the love of god!
F@$k me sideways! |
Barnyard in a balloon - Christ on a bike! 
I actually had tears I was laughing so much 
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Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
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KenH
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| Morrigu wrote: | | KenH wrote: | | Morrigu wrote: | Tikki Wendon going to gaol -
Can only hope the inspiration for her character suffers the same fate
Best show ever - just love it!!! |
Oh for the love of god!
F@$k me sideways! |
Barnyard in a balloon - Christ on a bike!
I actually had tears I was laughing so much |
Apparently they aren't doing any more shows.
But soon all the shows will be released on DVD, think I can see a good present coming my way!!
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stui magpie
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
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I'm assuming this is some kind of code?
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stui magpie
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
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Love the English Cricket side. Apparently they're next appearing at the Edinburgh Comedy festival.
| Quote: | AND you thought Englands media sunk the boot in after the Ashes.
The UKs cricket scribes were in menacing form after their national team slumped to an abject 45-run defeat to the lowly - both topographically and in terms of the world cricket rankings - Netherlands. |
http://www.news.com.au/sport/cricket/view-from-the-uk-media-unrelenting-as-england-finishes-abject-winter-with-dutch-defeat/story-fndpt0dy-1226870464242
Love this quote from a bloke in the Telegraph.
| Quote: | Whether a tight finish or a stroll in the park, it is devilishly hard to make Twenty20 cricket genuinely dull, wrote Jonathan Liew in The Telegraph.
And yet somehow, with their last drop of collective mediocrity, their last ounce of dispassion, England managed it: the final act of a winter in which they have set new standards for future generations to avoid.
Our childrens children will ask us whether the infamous England team of 2013/14 really was as bad as everyone says. Worse, we will tell them. Much, much worse. |
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think positive 
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Joined: 30 Jun 2005
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| stui magpie wrote: | Love the English Cricket side. Apparently they're next appearing at the Edinburgh Comedy festival.
| Quote: | AND you thought Englands media sunk the boot in after the Ashes.
The UKs cricket scribes were in menacing form after their national team slumped to an abject 45-run defeat to the lowly - both topographically and in terms of the world cricket rankings - Netherlands. |
http://www.news.com.au/sport/cricket/view-from-the-uk-media-unrelenting-as-england-finishes-abject-winter-with-dutch-defeat/story-fndpt0dy-1226870464242
Love this quote from a bloke in the Telegraph.
| Quote: | Whether a tight finish or a stroll in the park, it is devilishly hard to make Twenty20 cricket genuinely dull, wrote Jonathan Liew in The Telegraph.
And yet somehow, with their last drop of collective mediocrity, their last ounce of dispassion, England managed it: the final act of a winter in which they have set new standards for future generations to avoid.
Our childrens children will ask us whether the infamous England team of 2013/14 really was as bad as everyone says. Worse, we will tell them. Much, much worse. |
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good luck in the 20 20 world cup...oh wait
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partypie
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| think positive wrote: | | stui magpie wrote: | Love the English Cricket side. Apparently they're next appearing at the Edinburgh Comedy festival.
| Quote: | AND you thought Englands media sunk the boot in after the Ashes.
The UKs cricket scribes were in menacing form after their national team slumped to an abject 45-run defeat to the lowly - both topographically and in terms of the world cricket rankings - Netherlands. |
http://www.news.com.au/sport/cricket/view-from-the-uk-media-unrelenting-as-england-finishes-abject-winter-with-dutch-defeat/story-fndpt0dy-1226870464242
Love this quote from a bloke in the Telegraph.
| Quote: | Whether a tight finish or a stroll in the park, it is devilishly hard to make Twenty20 cricket genuinely dull, wrote Jonathan Liew in The Telegraph.
And yet somehow, with their last drop of collective mediocrity, their last ounce of dispassion, England managed it: the final act of a winter in which they have set new standards for future generations to avoid.
Our childrens children will ask us whether the infamous England team of 2013/14 really was as bad as everyone says. Worse, we will tell them. Much, much worse. |
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good luck in the 20 20 world cup...oh wait |
Thank you so much for these posts, cheered me after a hideous weekend |
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stui magpie
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think positive
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id BITE that sucker
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Morrigu
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LOVE THIS DOCTOR (especially for Jo )
Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: Oh no. Wine made from fruit. Brandy distilled wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Bottom up!
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one. If you have two body, your ratio two to one.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of single one, sorry. My philosophy: No pain...good!
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food fried in vegetable oil. How getting more vegetable be bad?
Q : Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Oh no! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: You crazy?!? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming good for figure, explain whale to me.
Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is shape!
Well... I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
And remember:
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"
AND.....
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Australians.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Australians.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Australians.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Australians...
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Australians.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
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stui magpie
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005
Location: In flagrante delicto
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| Morrigu wrote: | LOVE THIS DOCTOR (especially for Jo )
Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: Oh no. Wine made from fruit. Brandy distilled wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Bottom up!
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one. If you have two body, your ratio two to one.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of single one, sorry. My philosophy: No pain...good!
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food fried in vegetable oil. How getting more vegetable be bad?
Q : Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Oh no! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: You crazy?!? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming good for figure, explain whale to me.
Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is shape!
Well... I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
And remember:
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"
AND.....
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Australians.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Australians.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Australians.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Australians...
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Australians.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you. |
Sold. I'm printing that and giving it to MY doctor.
Then i'm learning to speak a foreign language. 
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Tannin
Can't remember
Joined: 06 Aug 2006
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David
I dare you to try
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Fantastic, Tannin. Straight to the Facebook wall.
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think positive
Side By Side
Joined: 30 Jun 2005
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| Morrigu wrote: | LOVE THIS DOCTOR (especially for Jo )
Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: Oh no. Wine made from fruit. Brandy distilled wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Bottom up!
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one. If you have two body, your ratio two to one.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of single one, sorry. My philosophy: No pain...good!
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food fried in vegetable oil. How getting more vegetable be bad?
Q : Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Oh no! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: You crazy?!? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming good for figure, explain whale to me.
Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is shape!
Well... I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
And remember:
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"
AND.....
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Australians.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Australians.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Australians.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Australians...
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Australians.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you. |
Haha
There's is certainly a few there I can follow!
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