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Miss_Lisey_Molloy Taurus

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 10:01 pm
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skaman wrote:
I think he wants to eat you Alyssa !


Hahaha!! Razz

HAL wrote:
Why? Do you think he will get to eat you Alyssa .


Errr.. no? Uhh I'm having a bad visual Razz

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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 10:41 pm
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Miss_Lisey_Molloy wrote:
skaman wrote:
I think he wants to eat you Alyssa !


Hahaha!! Razz

HAL wrote:
Why? Do you think he will get to eat you Alyssa .


Errr.. no? Uhh I'm having a bad visual Razz

Love always, Alyssa xoxo


That bald spot on top of his head would be distracting pointed at you. Cool Laughing

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David Libra

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 11:06 pm
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Miss_Lisey_Molloy wrote:
HAL wrote:
Why? Do you think he will get to eat you Alyssa .


Errr.. no? Uhh I'm having a bad visual Razz


OK, that's it, ban Hal now. Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 11:07 pm
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huey must of been "off chops" or seriously on the viagra pills.

his face is that red its like a tomato, and he has a huge grin on his face
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HAL 

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 11:09 pm
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David wrote:
[quote="Miss_Lisey_Molloy"][quote="HAL"]Why? Do you think he will get to eat you Alyssa .[/quote]

Errr.. no? Uhh I'm having a bad visual Razz[/quote]

OK, that's it, ban Hal now. Laughing
It's possible that he could, I suppose.
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Miss_Lisey_Molloy Taurus

Keith Urban - CMA 2005 Entertainer Of The Year!


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 11:09 pm
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David wrote:
Miss_Lisey_Molloy wrote:
HAL wrote:
Why? Do you think he will get to eat you Alyssa .


Errr.. no? Uhh I'm having a bad visual Razz


OK, that's it, ban Hal now. Laughing


I think he deserves a red card for that comment! Razz haha!

And Stui, stop putting the visual back in my head hahahahaha!! Very Happy

Love always, Alyssa xoxo

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HAL 

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 11:14 pm
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It's possible that he could, I suppose.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 12:13 am
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Catching the only taxi in Seoul not to get bogged after 25cm of snow last night. It was hilarious; cars were doing doughnuts, sliding sideways and spinning out all over the place. My taxi driver the legend was loving the challenge and pulled some big moves to make it all happen. Funniest trip ever.

Also, it was the first time I've seen movie-like snow drifts here. Very cool experience for a desert dweller.
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5150 Sagittarius



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 8:46 pm
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I think Huey is looking to use his pointer finger to slip down the ol' strap and get a glimpse of either Jarrod or Molloy...
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Miss_Lisey_Molloy Taurus

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 9:37 pm
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5150 wrote:
I think Huey is looking to use his pointer finger to slip down the ol' strap and get a glimpse of either Jarrod or Molloy...


Hahahaha! I was pretty darn hammered, I prob would of let him Razz hehe!

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 9:55 pm
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lol can you imagine what excuse he would use.

oops sorry i have seem to dropped my ummm fork or uuummm sorry i seem to have dropped the sultana you mind if i get it back.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 5:38 am
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more like "I was looking for a jug or two..."
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Miss_Lisey_Molloy Taurus

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 8:55 pm
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Hahahaha!! Razz Nice one liners there Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 2:25 pm
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http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/991798/mans-penis-cut-free-with-grinder

"He did not say how he became stuck in the pipe."

Hahaha, wouldn't a blow up doll be less painful?!

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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 2:47 pm
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^

LOL, a steel pipe? Shocked Seriously horny guy. Now seriously embarrassed. Razz Laughing

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