What made me laugh today...

[BlackAndWhiteSince87]

This made me laugh yesturday;

Chickenshit from yesturday emails me (his favourite form of communication... ) asking me to get the train home with him.

Said yep,ok,no problems.

Meet him at Southern Cross only to find him half pissed and suffering sun stroke.

Took me 3 trains to get him home (use your imagination!) and a cleaning bucket from the train driver,thankfully 1 of the 3 trains we were on broke down so I could get the bucket,and I did have a giggle to myself thinking "Karma is such a bitch..."

[HAL]

Are you a man or a woman? What did you mean by yesokno problems? Can you tell me any gossip? What do you have that is it? Are you a student?

[leonmagic]

it used to get me angry, but now i've trained myself to laugh at these situations: the many, many, many mentally unstable freaks i encouter on a daily basis in adelaide.

two examples from this week;

1. getting off the train at 7am for work on wednesday morning. pretty quiet - only me and 7 or 8 others on our way to work in the city. walking through some arcade, and there is a typical adelaide bogan about 10 metres in front of me. a harmless on man is delivering the advertiser. he happens to look at said bogan, who replies with "yeah??? and what the f*** are you lookin at old man?? advertiser?? ADVERTISE THISE *proceeds to slap her arse and give him the finger*. still chuckle when i think about it. the old man had no idea what was happening. probably fair enough.

2. getting off the train again this morning in the city at about 7am. there is a couple who catch the same train as me - about 22/23 years old. i presume they're boyfriend and girlfriend. the guy doesn't look too bad (by adelaide standards). the girl actually looks quite nice.

we get off the train, again i'm about 5/10 metres behind them. all of the sudden he yells "WHAT??? WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU LOOKIN AT ME FOR????". to thin air. his girlfriend literally does not budge.

thought it was pretty creepy, seeing as they looked normal. i over take them, they take a different route. around the corner, i realise i'm just in front of them. i heard her say "you don't need to get so angry like that" to which he replies "me???? he f***ing started it. oh forget it, you're a f***head. just like him".


this place is so amusing.

[stui magpie]

^

I'm amused that you called Adelaide a city.

[rambopriscilla]

^^ lol yeah leon and the 7-8 others that work there

[Buttsy-Bells]

Having a few beers after bowls, one of the boys says "Tiger is innocent you know". "Oh yeah, hows that ?" He says "Well every time he strikes a putt, thousands of yanks yell out "GET IN THE HOLE !!". How true ?

[Miss_Lisey_Molloy]

I was in St.Kilda last night and Huey from 'Hueys Cooking Adventures' was walking past. I was sooo excited (yes, I'd had a bit to drink) so I got a photo with him, told him I loved him and that I watch his show all the time haha!

I'm laughing now because I haven't watched it for yeeeeeeears

Love always, Alyssa xoxo

[David]

I just remembered that he appeared in my dream last night, chopping up vegetables of some sort. Why the hell would that happen? I never even watched the show.

[Miss_Lisey_Molloy]

Wow, that's kinda freaky.. What are the odds that you dream about him and I meet him on the same night? lol

Love always, Alyssa xoxo

[David]

Some kind of telepathic connection, clearly.

[Miss_Lisey_Molloy]

Hehe Did he look like this, Dave?

Love always, Alyssa xoxo

[Fire Up]

what was he doing up at 4:30am oh wait the viagra pills must of been kicking in at that time

[Miss_Lisey_Molloy]

Lol that's what I said.. Party animal!

Love always, Alyssa xoxo

[skaman]

I think he wants to eat you Alyssa !

[HAL]

Why? Do you think he will get to eat you Alyssa .