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JacJacJacqui Scorpio



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 2:39 pm
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What happened to your girlfriend Davage?
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 7:25 am
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Driving down the Expressway,(yep that road that goes one way in the morning, closes from 12.30 to 2 then switches the other way).

Anyway a motor bike copper in the outside lane beside a "P" plater doing 90 in an 80 zone, the copper waits and waits and waits, (the P Plater must of been on the phone) finally gets the drivers attention and points for him to pull over. So the "P" Plater goes from the outside lane across 3 lanes of traffic to the left side of the road. The copper is beeping, and pointing to the right, shaking his head and hands , but the driver just pulls over to the left.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 6:48 pm
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I saw a number plate yesterday that say 'HAL 1'.. Who on earth would give our HAL a drivers license? Razz It made me laugh Razz

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 6:51 pm
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What movie was it?
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 8:34 pm
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Lazza on the What is to be Done? thread. Laughing Laughing Laughing
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JacJacJacqui Scorpio



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PostPosted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 3:02 pm
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Baaaaahahahahahahaha. I was reading an article about how Young Liberal Party members have launched a smear campaign against one of the 'geeks' from Beauty and the Geek claiming "He might be portrayed as a lovelorn and emotionally inexperienced young man who just needs a bit of help ... but the reality is that Toby is a conservative young Liberal with far-right views that no self-respecting girl would go near."

LOL!!! "......that no self-respecting girl....." They're girls from "Beauty and the Geek". Do you really think they had much self-respect to begin with? hehehehehe... Bad choice of argument.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 3:11 pm
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What about self respecting girls with far right political views?
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 10:33 pm
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lol. From the little I've seen of that show, I doubt that those girls have any 'views' whatsoever. Razz

Seriously though, what an insulting idea for a tv program. Seems to trade on the notion that the ultimate geek/nerd fantasy is a ditzy blonde. Huh? No thanks!

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i know its a stereotype but they werent all blondes :p in fact some werent even hot, but hte only thing they had in common were being airheads. i guess thats the point - pairing opposites together ?

why am i talking about this
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Cos it's funny? I've never seen an episode of the Australian series but from what I've seen on the ads, none of them are beauties at all.
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JacJacJacqui wrote:
Cos it's funny? I've never seen an episode of the Australian series but from what I've seen on the ads, none of them are beauties at all.


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 2:38 pm
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Ricki Lee Coulter's outfit on Idol last night. No, I don't watch Idol - my parents do, I just happened to see it. She was wearing a strapless Cue dress with double frills on the hips (I think it won Fashions on the Field at the Cup this year). Seriously girl, who is dressing you? Those hips and frills should never ever be seen together. Ever.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 3:51 pm
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Just read that
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UK residents outraged by plans to cull some 6,000 camels are warning other Europeans against visiting Australia


Pfft. Care? Go to Dubai then. Heaps of camels there.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgbNymZ7vqY&feature=player_embedded#
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Liberal flat earthers on Nick's
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