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David 
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Missed this, but that's actually pretty good! Nice to see some rare political satire from the commercial networks (seems they only care about government overreach when it's happening in their backyard, but I'll take it).
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She did that well! Hard to keep a straight face I’ll bet!
We did a tour of Dubai today, and there was a lady from Texas on the bus. We go see a flash mosque and she asked how many they have? And then wether they have any other kind of church! (Yes they do, apparently the are free choice religion!) I could see my hubby squirming everytimeshe opened her mouth, but I loved it, she asked all the questions I wanted to! The poor dude was squirming! He was talking about the latest ruler, who inherited the job when his old man passed, so I said “so....no elections?” He says no we are like a king thing you know! She asked about homeless people, nope, nada, none!
I gotta say the joint is absolutely spotless, so much glass, still a lot of construction going on, too concrete jungle for me. Well I just finished my cheesecake and coffee, offto the incredible gym to work it off, then I’ll hit the pool- if I can stand the 40 plus heat! Apparently it gets to 50, can’t even imagine it! Cheers, be great to get home tomorrow, I want my kids, my dogs and my own bed! And finals tickets!
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David
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stui magpie 
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No one suggested AFL footballers were rocket surgeons. 
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Trump - "No one is as rich and as orange as me".
Pratt - "Hold my beer".
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stui magpie
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stui magpie
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All the #Bigbigsound memes on Twitter. Everyone's going nuts over the GWS theme song and everyone seems to be loving it.
Except Tigers fans which makes it even better
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David
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stui magpie
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David
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Oh, that Monty Python one is too good.
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stui magpie
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I went for a walk through the city the other day and picked up a book for $5 called "The ultimate book of heroic failures"
It's a collection of very short, some half a page long, stories about people who have utterly failed at things, heroically.
remember Eric the Eel? Eddie the Eagle?
There's some rippers in here, what just made me laugh was how Elvis Presley once entered an Elvis Impersonators contest at a Tennessee Steakhouse and came 3rd
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| stui magpie wrote: | I went for a walk through the city the other day and picked up a book for $5 called "The ultimate book of heroic failures"
It's a collection of very short, some half a page long, stories about people who have utterly failed at things, heroically.
remember Eric the Eel? Eddie the Eagle?
There's some rippers in here, what just made me laugh was how Elvis Presley once entered an Elvis Impersonators contest at a Tennessee Steakhouse and came 3rd |
oooh i have to get that book, it sounds like the darwin awards, but they live - well except for Elvis!
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stui magpie
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It's a bit of light reading, celebrating failures.
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As long as it does not have a chapter on Collingwood grand finals.
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That’s got its own edition!
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