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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
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David 
I dare you to try
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That's genuinely funny. I think I want one now. 
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how fricken ridiculous! swear words are ok, racist crap, misogynist, carlscum stuff is okay, but you cant say fake news????? WTF
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Bucks5 
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^IKR, what an offensive expression 'fake news' is.
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stui magpie 
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
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That's genuinely funny. I think I want one now. |
I'd buy one, just need a good opportunity to wear it. 
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Pi
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^ Just read Caroline Wilson articles about Collingwood,
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stui magpie
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The NT News twitter feed. It's a hoot.
Everynow and then, someone gets on there and goes nuts a few weeks back one night whoever was driving it was insulting cities and towns all over Australia and bantering with the people trying to argue.
Today the work experience kid is picking fights about types of Arnotts biscuits. Someone tried to defend butternut snaps and they tweeted it to Peter Dutton demanding they be stripped of their citizenship.
If you have Twitter, https://twitter.com/TheNTNews
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David
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The NT News is pretty hilarious, but imagine that being your entire state or territory's only newspaper. 
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stui magpie
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The paper does do serious stuff too, they just take pride in provocative headlines and vary a very loose twitter feed.
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David
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I thought it was all croc stories to be honest.
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stui magpie
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Thats so good
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| stui magpie wrote: | | Thats so good |
Isn’t it! You gotta play it LOUD!
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| Barnaby beetroota thinks he was elected Deputy PM by the people of Australia |
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David
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Latest instalment in the 'Indian Worker' emails:
| Quote: | Magazines,
I am the vice chancellor of australian catholic university, this is urgent! This Wednesday Cardinal Pell will be sentenced and broadcasted all over the world on LIVE TV, this will inspire fundamental christians to launch terrorist attacks everywhere in Australia! Catholic terrorists will bomb your office, kidnap your workers, or even a mass raping of children if your work is kids related! Horrible horrible catholics! I spoke to every student doing graduation in my place and I know better then you sir!
So please Magazines, sack all your catholic staff, effective immediately! Considering in Australian half of the local white population are christian, it is safer to just fire all your white staff, because there is only 1 day left, and I trust you don't have time to find out who is or isn't christian right?
Magazines this will unfortunately cause outage in your Human resource, but please do one thing, immediately hire candidates belong to the Inddian background to fill the gap! Inddian people are peaceful Hinduism and are never terroristic! Most important, there are plenty of them in Australia to fill the gap.
You also needs to fire Musllims, due to they are most experienced in terror attacks and Christians will learn from them or get supplies from them. And please also fire all Chinese, they are stealling our babies to be raped by Chinese officials everyday! And please fire all Italians, because Vatican is based out of Rome, and if Pope appoint a terror team himself, it will be conviniently Italian background people mixing into your work force!
And special attentions to the Jewwish my friend. Their motherland Israel protects pedophile. Remember Malka Leifer the melbourne teacher who molested more then 100 Aussie kids? Israel refuse to return her to us, despite of Dave Sharma's effort to bring him to justice. Knowing the Christians launching terror attack, the Jewwish will join the mass raping party and they know if they are caught, all needful to do is to return to Israel and they will be protected! How injurous they are to our society you tell me Magazines! Please do fire them all!
So Magazines, just remember, fire all local white Aussie and their possible accomplice of Musllims, Chinese, Italian, and especially, the Jewwish! If you need man power, please employ Inddian background worker only and urgently, you will not be disappointed! They will help you protect your office too! In Australia all security guards are Inddian descent and you know why, they are so reliable in difficult times!
Magazines, please really do believe me, I am Greg Craven the vice chancellor of australian catholic university. Sorry for supporting Pell, Sydney Archbishop Anthony Fisher forced me into it by threatening me. I regret it, I want to apologise to the victims of Pell, so please can someone have his contact details, I want to meet him in person and apologise to him. Yesterday just because I expressed my regret to one of my student, the Catholic Church have cancelled my access to my work email and this is where I am now, using my personal email to send the alert to you that a Christian terror attach is coming! Please do tell all you friend, everyone needs to be alerted! Please prepone this and call everyone you know now! Tomorrow Anthony will be coming after me, so Magazines, may this be my death wish, tell everyone about this looming danger!
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Truly jaw-dropping.
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