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watt price tully Scorpio



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PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2018 10:07 pm
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Sort of funny and sad but definitely mad.

Israel has been bombing Iranian arms depots in Syria for some time now as the Russians & North Koreans have been supplying Iran for some time and Iran has been sending advanced weaponry to Hezbollah in Lebanon. Israel sees them as an existential threat (which they are). Israel does not want an Iranian presence in Syria as Irans stated goal is to destroy israel.

Yesterday Israel bombed yet another Iranian missile depot in Latakia near the Mediterranean north of Lebanon. Israel gave Russia notice (the Russians say one minutes notice) Syria fired anti aircraft missiles and anti-missile missiles and struck a Russian aircraft carrying 14 people while trying to shoot down Israeli planes (looks like civilians were not involved).

On the face of it this made me laugh but sad for those harmed as it were.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/sep/18/russia-military-aircraft-syria-jet-lost-contact

Some comnentators say Russia is baming Israel to save face.

"Israel acknowledges conducting strike on weapons facility near Latakia, but says Syria ‘fully responsible’ for downing Russian spy plane after Moscow threatens countermeasures"....

https://www.timesofisrael.com/in-rare-move-idf-admits-syria-strike-expresses-sorrow-over-russian-plane/

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2018 10:46 pm
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Um, more WTF. Than funny me thinks.

If they had a brain between them they would just stop bloody fighting!

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2018 10:49 pm
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Let's wait and see what they do.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2018 2:37 pm
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There's no doubt the ME is a cluster****, WPT.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2018 2:39 pm
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^ If only auto-grammar-correct had changed "the ME is" to "I am".
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2018 2:51 pm
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^ Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2018 7:29 pm
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So the royals Harry and megan are expecting.

Am i the only one (and I don't even think this is genetically possible) hoping for an African baby with ginger hair?

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2018 7:41 pm
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stui magpie wrote:
So the royals Harry and megan are expecting.

Am i the only one (and I don't even think this is genetically possible) hoping for an African baby with ginger hair?


Prince/ss Jaffa.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2018 8:27 pm
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Who came up with that stupid nickname ScoMo?... His poor brother Homer!
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2018 8:57 pm
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It's the standard American recipe for nicknames. I guess Oz has become Americanized.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2018 10:39 pm
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I have to say that’s one trend I find bloody annoying! Almost as bad as those stupid family stickers on cars!

As for the baby, well I’m still not convinced Harry is his fathers son!

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watt price tully Scorpio



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2018 11:47 am
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Political satire: one snippet from Shaun Micallef “Mad as Hell” from earlier this year:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5czstgaQAhQ&feature=youtu.be

The actor who plays Michaelia Cash is a great talent.

There is a one minute response from the Senator from Kenya originally and now SA but couldn’t get it : it’s hilarious

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2018 7:31 pm
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Superb!
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2018 7:36 am
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https://www.sportingnews.com/au/afl/news/treason-port-adelaide-directs-fan-to-collingwood-for-prison-bar-jumper/t2qg3m315p0c1vmov66ybzdjs

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2018 7:39 am
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Oops. Too much data.
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