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stui magpie 

Oh the Premiership's a cakewalk


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2018 9:55 pm
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53 and a full head of hair. It's all growing perfectly/

Unfortunately so is the hair in the ears, the eyebrows and nose. Confused I know I'm overdue for a haircut when I can plait the hair in my ears. Sad

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KenH Gemini



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2018 10:17 pm
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stui magpie wrote:
53 and a full head of hair. It's all growing perfectly/

Unfortunately so is the hair in the ears, the eyebrows and nose. Confused I know I'm overdue for a haircut when I can plait the hair in my ears. Sad


I know what you're saying Stui, I have to cut the hairs in the ears all the bloody time! Sorry David but I'm 55 and no signs of baldness and only a little grey!

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2018 10:33 pm
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Yeah, Im cursed, unfortunately runs in the family! Ill look like Friar Tuck by the age of 40, no doubt.
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think positive Libra

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2018 10:42 pm
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David wrote:
Yeah, Im cursed, unfortunately runs in the family! Ill look like Friar Tuck by the age of 40, no doubt.


No way your ever getting that gut!

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stui magpie 

Oh the Premiership's a cakewalk


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2018 10:55 pm
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David wrote:
Yeah, Im cursed, unfortunately runs in the family! Ill look like Friar Tuck by the age of 40, no doubt.


Grow your ear hair and do the comb over.

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stui magpie 

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2018 2:48 pm
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Had some spare time so I just read all 46 pages of the Jokes thread.

Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2018 2:50 pm
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How long does that take?
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stui magpie 

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2018 3:26 pm
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depends how fast you read. Wink
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stui magpie 

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 11:02 am
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The thought of making a cologne out of this stuff.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/there-is-a-type-of-fungus-that-can-instantly-induce-orgasms-in-women-with-its-smell-a6687611.html

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What a sook. It wasn't like the squirrel was throwing acorns at him.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-45150298

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stui magpie 

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 7:40 pm
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I checked in with the daughter on her European jaunt. She's been in London for a week or so after a couple of weeks in Greece and can't wait to leave.

She said most of the days there have been rainy and cloudy, and described London as just like Melbourne but not as cold. Laughing

I reminded her that it was summer time there and that they put out warnings when the temp gets over 30, she replied that the joint wasn't built to cope with over 30. It was warm, but nothing like a Melbourne summer.

She's looking forward to heading over to the mainland and seeing Europe in the camper van they've hired.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 1:28 pm
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London?? Just like Melbourne? Shocked She needs to get out more Wink

She'll love Europe, from the (only) 8 European countries I've visited they're all beautiful & probably even more enjoyable on a driving trip!
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 26, 2018 10:11 pm
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https://www.smh.com.au/politics/federal/asylum-seeker-vessel-runs-aground-in-north-queensland-20180826-p4zzwm.html

FFS 100 km's south of Cooktown and the royal Australian yacht club (RAN) didnt know it was there.

I imagine a large pineapple and a senior sailor in Canberra are about to become very intimate on Monday morning.

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stui magpie 

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 10:17 pm
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So close to being a Darwin award winner.

Going scuba diving with a hangover and with GHB and Ecstacy in your system from the night before, mistake No. 1

Sticking your dick in a giant clam when you have an allergy to seafood, mistake no 2. (it's almost 2 and 3. Just sticking your dick in a giant clam is a WTF but doing it when you have a seafood allergy?)

The clam deciding to hang onto your dick, very nearly strike 3 and out. dickhead. Mr. Green

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/hawaii-scuba-diver-hospitalized-after-his-penis-gets-stuck-in-giant-clam/

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 11:29 pm
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Oh my god how embarrassing!
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