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David Libra

Reel around the fountain


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2018 7:35 pm
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I found out that I have a small bald spot the other day and that did not make me laugh. Neutral
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Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2018 7:39 pm
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Tell me more about it.
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stui magpie 

dum nei, sakte ja


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2018 7:48 pm
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David wrote:
I found out that I have a small bald spot the other day and that did not make me laugh. Neutral



Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


sorry. Wink

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David Libra

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2018 8:04 pm
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Not even 30 yet, and already feeling the ravages of age!
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think positive Libra

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Joined: 30 Jun 2005
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2018 8:13 pm
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David wrote:
I found out that I have a small bald spot the other day and that did not make me laugh. Neutral

honey i noticed it at the footy!
ill trade for some wrinkles!!

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stui magpie 

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2018 8:55 pm
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53 and a full head of hair. It's all growing perfectly/

Unfortunately so is the hair in the ears, the eyebrows and nose. Confused I know I'm overdue for a haircut when I can plait the hair in my ears. Sad

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2018 9:17 pm
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stui magpie wrote:
53 and a full head of hair. It's all growing perfectly/

Unfortunately so is the hair in the ears, the eyebrows and nose. Confused I know I'm overdue for a haircut when I can plait the hair in my ears. Sad


I know what you're saying Stui, I have to cut the hairs in the ears all the bloody time! Sorry David but I'm 55 and no signs of baldness and only a little grey!

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David Libra

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2018 9:33 pm
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Yeah, Im cursed, unfortunately runs in the family! Ill look like Friar Tuck by the age of 40, no doubt.
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think positive Libra

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2018 9:42 pm
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David wrote:
Yeah, Im cursed, unfortunately runs in the family! Ill look like Friar Tuck by the age of 40, no doubt.


No way your ever getting that gut!

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stui magpie 

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2018 9:55 pm
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David wrote:
Yeah, Im cursed, unfortunately runs in the family! Ill look like Friar Tuck by the age of 40, no doubt.


Grow your ear hair and do the comb over.

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stui magpie 

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2018 1:48 pm
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Had some spare time so I just read all 46 pages of the Jokes thread.

Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2018 1:50 pm
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How long does that take?
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stui magpie 

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2018 2:26 pm
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depends how fast you read. Wink
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stui magpie 

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 10:02 am
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The thought of making a cologne out of this stuff.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/there-is-a-type-of-fungus-that-can-instantly-induce-orgasms-in-women-with-its-smell-a6687611.html

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The Swoop Squad


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:10 pm
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What a sook. It wasn't like the squirrel was throwing acorns at him.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-45150298

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