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Mugwump 



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PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2018 5:39 pm
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Jezza wrote:
Trump Derangement Syndrome from The Guardian Laughing

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/jul/05/i-stopped-going-to-the-gym-because-of-trump-now-i-cant-open-jars


“Yeah, I could pull a pretend sled. But how was that going to help me when the world had been destroyed by nuclear weapons or climate change?”

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The .guardian used to be a serious heavyweight newspaper. Now it publishes pointless, narcissistic drivel like this article.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2018 5:42 pm
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I can enjoy almost any conversation.
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David Libra

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2018 10:24 am
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They published a really shitty op-ed – from a former Sun columnist, no less – the other day calling Susan Sarandon a de facto Trump supporter because she refused to vote for Clinton. I’m pretty sick of The Guardian to be honest.
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Jezza Taurus



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PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2018 3:10 pm
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That's bizarre.

Sarandon initially supported Sanders, and then later endorsed Green Party leader, Jill Stein.

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think positive Libra

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2018 9:54 pm
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for our lawyer friend!!


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Pies4shaw 



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PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2018 10:21 pm
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^ Family law isn’t actually law - it more closely resembles mud-wrestling.
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stui magpie 

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2018 11:05 pm
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Pies4shaw wrote:
^ Family law isn’t actually law - it more closely resembles mud-wrestling.


Similar could be said about contract law. Wink

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2018 11:06 pm
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stui magpie wrote:
Pies4shaw wrote:
^ Family law isn’t actually law - it more closely resembles mud-wrestling.


Similar could be said about contract law. Wink

If you say so. Wink
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stui magpie 

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2018 5:14 pm
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Dave Allen on Adam and Eve.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGASvVqzOa0

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2018 7:16 pm
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The old fart on the world cup podium with one of the greatest comb overs of all time.

You're not fooling anyone. You're bald. Embrace it.

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David Libra

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2018 7:35 pm
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I found out that I have a small bald spot the other day and that did not make me laugh. Neutral
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2018 7:39 pm
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Tell me more about it.
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stui magpie 

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2018 7:48 pm
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David wrote:
I found out that I have a small bald spot the other day and that did not make me laugh. Neutral



Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


sorry. Wink

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David Libra

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2018 8:04 pm
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Not even 30 yet, and already feeling the ravages of age!
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2018 8:13 pm
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David wrote:
I found out that I have a small bald spot the other day and that did not make me laugh. Neutral

honey i noticed it at the footy!
ill trade for some wrinkles!!

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