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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 11, 2017 7:33 pm
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he sings in a band and has a personality best described as "out there"

Hell of a nice bloke though, If seen in the wild, do not approach holding a microphone. Beer and twisties would be better. Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 5:24 pm
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http://news.sky.com/story/texas-senator-ted-cruz-likes-porn-video-on-twitter-account-11031611

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David Libra

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 5:46 pm
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As much as it'd be amusing if true, I doubt he was the one who did it. The irony is that he, like every other God-fearing American male politician, undoubtedly watches pornography when he thinks nobody's looking.
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think positive Libra

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 6:15 pm
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David wrote:
As much as it'd be amusing if true, I doubt he was the one who did it. The irony is that he, like every other male, undoubtedly watches pornography when he thinks nobody's looking.

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^ Laughing Laughing
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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 7:14 pm
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Corey Chase is hot. Razz Embarassed
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 7:59 pm
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Who is Corey Chase? Is he a candidate for the presidency?
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2017 1:17 am
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A killer from ABC insiders programme a few days ago:

http://www.abc.net.au/insiders/high-court-outsourced:-s44/8889658

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My puppy thinks he's a magician. He tried the old pull the table cloth out from everything on the coffee table today. I heard an almighty crash bang, and then smash! Got up from my desk to find 7 tv controls all around the floor, and this really cute black bear thing that holds a remote, hubby picked it out in Skagway, smashed. He's standing there looking dopey, with The table runner hanging out his mouth. God he's a disaster area. Can't leave anything around. He eats everything except food. The bear is in three big bits, I think I can glue and patch him! And the dog is still alive! Oops that reminds me, I forgot to check his poop. He ate the B candle yesterday. So now we have to sing Happy Irthday!
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watt price tully wrote:
A killer from ABC insiders programme a few days ago:

http://www.abc.net.au/insiders/high-court-outsourced:-s44/8889658


That's really clever. And we could really use a judge Judy here! And maybe dumbledor too!

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think positive wrote:
My puppy thinks he's a magician. He tried the old pull the table cloth out from everything on the coffee table today. I heard an almighty crash bang, and then smash! Got up from my desk to find 7 tv controls all around the floor, and this really cute black bear thing that holds a remote, hubby picked it out in Skagway, smashed. He's standing there looking dopey, with The table runner hanging out his mouth. God he's a disaster area. Can't leave anything around. He eats everything except food. The bear is in three big bits, I think I can glue and patch him! And the dog is still alive! Oops that reminds me, I forgot to check his poop. He ate the B candle yesterday. So now we have to sing Happy Irthday!


Puppies OMG. I think that's why we'll be getting a 2-3 or year old rescue dog. The cat is loving her space currently though.

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Alls forgiven today, and anything at risk put a little higher!
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Hmmm, ok not forgiven for today's yet! Almost finished spring cleaning down stairs, even cleaned every kitchen draw and cupboard out (yes Stui! gotta love those expiry dates) all I need to do is try anyd cover up the scratch marks the dear boy made when he was a little younger, and in he walks leaving big black muddy paw prints all over my clean bloody floor! Lucky I hid my dismay, he was about to shoot upstairs to the clean carpet! Washed and dried the paws, and what did he dig up this time? My thyme plant! Herbs seem to love my little garden, oh man I coulda killed him! He just snuggled in tighter, ok forgiven again! Mutt!
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My eldest bought herself this fancy virtual reality thing, it arrived today, just had a go on it, OMG it's awesome! I want one! Really bloody incredible, it's a vivo or sonething! You really feel like you are there!
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