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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 14, 2016 7:58 pm
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I was waiting for that, but paid anyway. Razz Wink

Instead of the old Aussie definition of foreplay (nudge, Oi, you awake?) he's taken it to a new level. "Come on betty, you're not dead yet, just a quickie for the road?"

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 14, 2016 8:09 pm
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There's this photo of a kangaroo doing the rounds, supposedly trying to hold up the dying females head so she can take a last look at her joey before she dies.

1, 2, 3, Awwwwwwwwwww.

All the people who put human emotions onto animals must have been devastated when an expert said that actually, all the male was trying to do was get her to stand up so he could root her.

Laughing Laughing Laughing

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-01-14/grieving-kangaroo-actually-sexually-aroused-expert-says/7088654


This was the first story linked directly underneath.
For both the Laugh and the WTF thread I reckon...... Laughing

http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2016-01-14/randy-beetles-trying-to-mate-with-high-vis/7088740
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There's a whole new thread there. Things hornier than DTM. Razz Wink Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 14, 2016 8:22 pm
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^Dave, fluoro is not your colour dude! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 14, 2016 10:59 pm
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stui magpie wrote:
There's this photo of a kangaroo doing the rounds, supposedly trying to hold up the dying females head so she can take a last look at her joey before she dies.

1, 2, 3, Awwwwwwwwwww.

All the people who put human emotions onto animals must have been devastated when an expert said that actually, all the male was trying to do was get her to stand up so he could root her.

Laughing Laughing Laughing

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-01-14/grieving-kangaroo-actually-sexually-aroused-expert-says/7088654


Laughing Laughing Laughing

I saw that earlier story and was almost, almost going to repost it... thankfully my sceptical instincts got in the way. That's an absolute cracker.
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This story:

http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/216498/woman-accidentally-joins-search-party-looking-for-herself/?utm_source=share-fb&utm_medium=button
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OMG that is funny!
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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 16, 2016 6:46 pm
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Jim Jefferies on stupidity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wt_MYLfFIGs

Love how he tells the American audience how the US is rated way down the list on education but are No.1 on confidence. So your breeding a race of over confident stupid people - worst employees ever.

Then does a comparison with Asia.

Watch to the very end for the tag, I pissed myself laughing. Laughing
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Reading the thread on big footy on whether anyone has sympathy for Brendan Goddard
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Couple of videos on this link http://bamargeraworld.com/gay-men-touch-vagina

Gay men see and touch a vagina for the first time and below that, some lesbians see and touch a penis for the first time.

Reasonably tastefully done and safe for work, no graphic shots, just priceless reactions.
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Pulled up behind a car that had a sticker on the back window " A dingo ate my stick family" Laughing Laughing
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LOL. I hate those fkn stick family stickers, nice one.

There's a car at work that has a sticker on the window that says "I don't give a flying f@ck about your family"
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An Australia Day message from Deadpool.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vv05IIPRY6Y

LOL I'm really looking forward to this movie.
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stui magpie wrote:
An Australia Day message from Deadpool.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vv05IIPRY6Y

LOL I'm really looking forward to this movie.


Brilliant.
F*** I can't wait for this movie!!
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Ditto.

And this one too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7N6DAotVno
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