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stui magpie 
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
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The old toilet seat up or down argument. 
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Tannin 
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David 
I dare you to try
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think positive
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| stui magpie wrote: | Got the plumbers round. One's under the house, the others in the room. The dog decided to follow the bloke under the house so he calls up to the bloke inside asking to ask me if the dog was OK.
The bloke looked at me and yelled back down, yeah, said he'd be fine just don't make any growling noises or he'll bite you.
I hear some thumping from underneath and the inside bloke laffs and saus only joking.
So I yell down, "only other thing, if he gets up behind you, fake an orgasm"
Inside bloke almost fell over laughing, not sure if the underneath guy appreciated the humour.  |
Classic!
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stui magpie
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Member 7167 
"What Good Fortune For Governments That The People Do Not Think" - Adolf Hitler.
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| 5150 wrote: | Schoolies... If you haven't mastered the art of the hot fart by the time you've finished school, there is no hope for you...
http://www.skynews.com.au/culture/offbeat/2015/11/25/schoolies-prank-backfires.html
A schoolies reveller has burnt his bottom after trying to set his farts on fire on the Gold Coast.The 17-year-old boy had to be taken to hospital after his prank went painfully wrong just before 4am on Wednesday. He's in a stable condition.The boy suffered 'burns to his bottom from a fire lit using a deodorant can and a lighter', the ambulance service said. |
It is a concern when the younger generation cannot pull off a simple "Blue Flame" I have seen the at done a number of times and not a singed arse to be seen.
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stui magpie
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The CFMEU sent a bunch of workers off the sites to make a protest outside the courts where their leaders had to front charges.
And as soon as the chest beating for the media was done, they went to the pub.
Reminds me of the last Building Industry royal commission or inquiry years back held at Collins Towers when I worked there. 100 or so would show to support Martin Kingham each day, by the time he fronted to walk through his supporters and make some media ruckas, less than 50 remained because the bar downstairs suddenly started opening at 10am.
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
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Bucks5
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stui magpie
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 Darwin awards is right.
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5150 
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The Collingwood pen I got at the start of 2015 as part of the membership has a fixture that scrolls around the inside of the pen.
Just realised that today... |
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Tannin
Can't remember
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Don't scroll it past half-way! Trust me on this. You'll really enjoy the first half of the season. When it scrolls around to July, throw the pen away and buy a Bic.
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
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think positive
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#@$!heads
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Jezza 
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| stui magpie wrote: | The CFMEU sent a bunch of workers off the sites to make a protest outside the courts where their leaders had to front charges.
And as soon as the chest beating for the media was done, they went to the pub.
Reminds me of the last Building Industry royal commission or inquiry years back held at Collins Towers when I worked there. 100 or so would show to support Martin Kingham each day, by the time he fronted to walk through his supporters and make some media ruckas, less than 50 remained because the bar downstairs suddenly started opening at 10am. |
I was amused by their antics as well
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