What made me laugh today...

[3.14159]

WWE,
The "ring" sport a man can really sink his teeth into!

[David]

Nothing wrong with homoerotic male play, 3.

[think positive]

um, yes there is, yuk!

[stui magpie]

I have a black sense of humor obviously.

Looking at the twitter feed on what's happening in Paris, and there's lots of people sending prayers etc. Fair enough, no issue there.

Then one twat posts something like "I hope all you people tweeting prayers are actually praying. Tweets don't do anything, prayers do".

I'm sorry but I actually laughed out loud

[HAL]

You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.

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[Morrigu]

I seriously needed a laugh - so thank you Lindsay

Spaghetti Monster church member wins right to wear colander in US licence photo

An American woman who identifies as a member of a parody religion has won the right to wear a colander in her driver's licence photo.

Massachusetts resident Lindsay Miller, a member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, had previously been told she could not wear the pasta strainer in her licence photo by her state's Registry of Motor Vehicles, CBS Boston reported.

The RMV does not allow people to wear hat or head coverings, except for medical or religious regions, according to its website.

Ms Miller was put in touch with a lawyer from the American Humanist Association who filed an appeal on her behalf, which Ms Miller won.

She received her driver's licence, complete with a photo of her wearing a colander, last week.

"I feel delighted that my Pastafarianism has been respected by the Massachusetts RMV," Ms Miller told The Humanist, the American Humanist Association's magazine.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-11-17/spaghetti-monster-member-wins-licence-photo-right/6947096

[stui magpie]

LOL. Good on her.

If you're going to join a religious cult it might as well be one with a sense of humour.

I got a laugh today going to the supermarket.

Midweek, middle of day and not school holidays, all the checkouts are manned by all the old boilers. The more "mature" ladies so to speak.

Any sign of a preschool age kid and they're clucky as a hen house. After pulling the stem and sticker off an apple a mum had just bought for her kid, I copped a detailed review of the eating habits of her grandkids from one lote who live on fruit and water and think chocolate is yuck, to the other lot where the youngest inhales junk food at a comparable rate to a Dyson vacuum and consequently is as wide as he is tall.

Lecture continued past the point of me paying, picking up the bag and starting to walk, much to the bemusement of the person waiting behind me at the register.

[stui magpie]

Now this made me laugh. 9 blokes driving down a Perth highway on motorised picnic tables,



http://www.triplem.com.au/melbourne/stuff/pub-talk/2015/11/9-blokes-cruise-around-perth-on-motorised-picnic-tables/

I want one. Rig up a BBQ in the middle of the table and fasten an esky at the back and you've got meals on wheels.

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[think positive]

[David]

What's wrong with the shelf?

My philosophy is that anyone with enough time on their hands to print out and stick up a sign can fix the goddamn thing themselves.

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[luvdids]

Oh, are they your signs? I thought they were just random pics from the net for some reason.

I guess they're for hubby?

[5150]

And what's with the orange pubic hair back right corner under the glass shelf?

Any ranga's in your family?