Mick's Monday Mind Games

[Damien]

Guys, Its that time of the week again when MM begins his week-long session of screwing with the oppositions head so that come Saturday they will be quivering messes ready for the funny farm.

Lets help him out, anyone got any ideas for some fresh ammo?

For starters I'd go something along the lines of... "Gee that Adelaide forward line looked mighty impressive against Melbourne last week, its a pity that a few of them will probably have to make way for Wayne Carey next season."

You get the idea. Further suggestions welcome.

DB.

[Cam]

I think he might tell this joke (which i got off the blue view page, its not my own)

Gary Ayres noticed that his new star player, Wayne Carey, had so many women hanging around that he couldn't possibly handle all of them. So one day, after practice, Ayres asked Wayne,
"Just what the hell is your secret with the women?"
So Carey replies,
"Well, Coach, whenever I'm about to have s@x, I always whip it out and bang it on the dresser like a hammer. That numbs it and I can scr@w 'em forever!"

Ayres decided that this was a good idea so one day he left training early. When he got home he heard his wife in the shower. Seeing a window of opportunity, he tore off his clothes and started banging it on the dresser.

His wife stuck her head out of the shower and said,
"Is that you Wayne?"

Hard at it. The Collingwood way.

[junkboy75]

andrew mcleod - forever licuria's hoe, broken foot or not

"..we flew at them as a hawk to his prey, passed through them in the disordered state in which they were, separated them into two distinct parts and then tacked upon their largest division.." -- Captain Cuthbert Collingwood, 1797

[Damien]

Mick says Bucks is no certainty this week and Ayres says McCloud is a certain starter..the games have begun

DB.

[Damien]

Bit of self indulgence here......just wanted to try out my new personal icon. My little bloke poking out his tongue at Bucks during the recent Buckley's Brigade clinic at VP.

DB.