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stui magpie 
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Culprit 
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Not PC but we need Jokes back in page one.
Q: What comes after 69?
A: Mouthwash.
I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69. She said, "No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."
What do you get when you put 50 Politicians in a room with 50 lesbians?
One hundred people who don't do dick. |
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David 
I dare you to try
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Can we post cartoons in this thread?
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5150 
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| Phew... I thought you were going to get all Charlie Hedbo on us for a moment there... |
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Wokko 
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| 5150 wrote: | | Phew... I thought you were going to get all Charlie Hedbo on us for a moment there... |
Not in this country, he'd be done for racial vilification. |
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stui magpie
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| Wokko wrote: | | 5150 wrote: | | Phew... I thought you were going to get all Charlie Hedbo on us for a moment there... |
Not in this country, he'd be done for racial vilification. |
Beats being shot. 
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David
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| 5150 wrote: | | Phew... I thought you were going to get all Charlie Hedbo on us for a moment there... |
Why not? They've had a few zingers in their time.
Besides, I've got a bomb shelter in the backyard with enough canned food for six months...
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John Wren 
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an asian guy walks into the ew york city currency exchange with 2000 yen and walks out with $72. next week he walks in with 2000 yen and gets $66. he asks the lady why he gets less money this week than last week. the lady says "fluctuations". the asian guy storms out, and just before slamming the
door, turns around and says: "fluc you amelicans too!"
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Wokko
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| John Wren wrote: | an asian guy walks into the ew york city currency exchange with 2000 yen and walks out with $72. next week he walks in with 2000 yen and gets $66. he asks the lady why he gets less money this week than last week. the lady says "fluctuations". the asian guy storms out, and just before slamming the
door, turns around and says: "fluc you amelicans too!" |
Genuinely laughed out loud. Nothing like an unhurtful offensive joke. |
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Culprit
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Did you hear Beams nickname now is Owen? O and 4  |
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Jezza 
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| Culprit wrote: | | Did you hear Beams nickname now is Owen? O and 4 |
Nice one!
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stui magpie
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| Wokko wrote: | | John Wren wrote: | an asian guy walks into the ew york city currency exchange with 2000 yen and walks out with $72. next week he walks in with 2000 yen and gets $66. he asks the lady why he gets less money this week than last week. the lady says "fluctuations". the asian guy storms out, and just before slamming the
door, turns around and says: "fluc you amelicans too!" |
Genuinely laughed out loud. Nothing like an unhurtful offensive joke. |
Yup, I laughed. Also like the bolded typo when matched to the avatar.
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5150
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What’s the best part of sex with a transvestite?
Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through.
Ok, one for the ladies...
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because feminists can’t change anything. |
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Culprit
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Did you hear Beams has another new nickname? It's still Owen. 0 and 5
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stui magpie
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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