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David 
I dare you to try
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Indeed, and we've seen them all on Nick's on many occasions.
I believe that one of those six archetypal jokes is that I'm a teenage girl. 
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Tannin 
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Cheers David. Say hi to your Mum next time the intergalactic beam is operating.
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David
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 I forgot that one.
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Um
It's not a joke! No punchline.
-and I remember that moment like it was yesterday. The first time my Mum didn't recognise me...it breaks your heart into a million pieces.
Doesnt offend me, but can't see how anyone would think to post that as a joke?
Jokes are meant to be funny yeah?
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David
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I guess it's true that nearly all jokes are funny to some people,, but no jokes are funny to everyone.
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| stui magpie wrote: | Knock Knock
Who's there
Argit
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Ben 10?
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A chap was driving down the M4 Motorway with his lovely blonde girlfriend when she piped up,
"I think those people in the car next to us are from Wales".
"Why do you think that ?" he said.
"Well, the kids are writing on the window and it says
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stui magpie 
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The chap was named Geoff Edelsten?
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stui magpie
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two women were riding bicycles together through their home suburb.
As they go around a corner the first woman says to the other 'I've never come this way before"
The 2nd woman replies, "Neither have I. Must be the cobblestones"
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| stui magpie wrote: | two women were riding bicycles together through their home suburb.
As they go around a corner the first woman says to the other 'I've never come this way before"
The 2nd woman replies, "Neither have I. Must be the cobblestones" |
I've been on the wrong track
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stui magpie
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An Englishman, a Scot, an Irishman and a Welshman walked into a bar.
They've got nothing else to do now they're all out of the Rugby World Cup.
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HAL
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Pies4shaw 
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| What do you call 500 lawyers in a boat sinking in Bass Strait without life rafts, buoys or survival gear? |
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HAL
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